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DirecTV's channel guide ticking in 30 minute chunks and the TV shows that end at weird times. I just want to change the channel, fine the showing is over, no I don't want to record, stop taking me to this screen because I clicked a minute too early. If the show is over, why the fuck is it still...

I need to start a new career. This shit doesn't even affect me any more, and that fact disturbs me greatly.

It sounds like that employee had "cracked the code" decades ago and has just been riding the cordial, yes-sir-no-sir, apology train for his entire career.

I got him for my 9th b-day. And he was full grown when I got him, so he's probably 2ish years older than that. Painted Turtle. They live quite a while, I've heard 40+ years for that type, but I'm no expert. Of course now I feel like an asshole for coming off like I hate my turtle, but...

I don't hate my turtle, but what are the odds if you get your kid something at that age that he's actually going to still be interested in having a turtle as pet every year from 3 to 50? Cats and dogs are companion pets, so they bring something more to the table than essentially being a high...

Don't get a little kid a turtle. Little kids think they know what they want, but they don't. You know what I wanted when I was 8 years old? A turtle. I'm 31 now, I still have that same fucking turtle. Really want to sign up your kid for seemingly a lifelong commitment at 3 years old? And don't...

Lol, maybe. They could have wrecked my memory. I must need more Jesus.

oww the burns! But to top it off, when I got a shitty attitude over that one they assumed I was on drugs, tossed me into this non-accredited church pretend-school and followed that up with how they would never help me with college since I was obviously lying to them about doing drugs.

My parents once told me I was grounded for 2 weeks because I didn't have any friends.

I need to stop resubbing to this game. I know going in that I'm going to get bored and cancel after 2-3 months, but that short period of time every 1-2 years is all it takes to keep fresh in my mind just how much smoother and responsive this game is than all the other MMOs I try.

Like the guy asking for my money?

I don't like it when the game starts you out as some sort of great hero. Let me be my self, dammit. That was something kind of neat about EQ. You got dropped into the world as a nobody, and it was up to you to decide what you wanted to do. I'm not even a roleplayer, but that always bothered me...

Just reactivated after a 3 year layoff. Apparently I stuffed one of my characters bank full of that Dalaran Red Wine stuff and it is all peaked now. Not sure what I was thinking there. Ran CensusPlus on my server and there were only 600 players, both factions combined, at all levels during...

I hate it when people online respond to something mildly humorous with: "You made me spit my coffee!" "You owe me a new keyboard!" *rustle* I don't know why.

I've always wanted to dabble in MtG again but every time I think about it I remember the time my parents burned my 5000+ card collection in the fireplace because magic cards were the devil's work. Mowed a lot of lawns for that shit. Always been afraid to find out what they might have been worth...

Metric is best for the really small and really large. I like Imperial for anything on the scale of a person. It's just easier to visualize and the measurements match up better.

People that are terrible with money. My old room mate and I made about the same money, split rent and utilities 50/50, and he was ALWAYS broke. He's one of those people that go to the store every day, to buy 1 day worth of whatever at a time. He'd run out of money a day before getting paid...

ESPN and other sports news sites using "40/50/whatever burger" way too much.

People who quit drinking because they couldn't handle it. Why should anyone be proud of you for your childlike lack of self-control? People that constantly need to sigh or groan to let everyone around them know they don't feel good. Those drama queens need to shut the fuck up and just be weak...

His reasoning is correct though. Colleges are going to running QB's and that's where your NFL QB's are going to come from. The fewer D1 pocket passers getting to start, the fewer of them will be standing out enough to get drafted. And drafting a running QB is probably a safer option for a head...

My premium is going from 100/month to around 135, my max out of pocket is going up 1000. They say it's because of ACA, but who knows. But even if that's true I don't have to worry as much about insurance companies fucking over my less well-off parents/grandparents and dicking them over as hard...

EQ2 at release, is a game I think of as having the right balance between soloing and grouping. Every zone had some areas for solo mobs and solo questing, but your best bet for leveling was always group grinding mobs overland or crawling contested dungeons. You had the ability to progress while...

I was at that event. That other chick was so outmatched that the entire fight just felt cruel. The .gif doesn't really do the sidekick justice either, it was brutal sounding.

Swirve.com Used to play Utopia to the point of addiction, Earth 2025 regularly, even had my Email through them. Can't remember what they were called before they changed it to Swirve. Oh, and Geocities. Only because I made my kingdoms extraordinarily shitty website there. haha, just...

Maybe the shootout was excessively long and no one was getting killed because it was shot as how Walt was experiencing it. He is hunkered down and can't see anything, to him it's going on forever and he has no idea who is getting hit and who isn't. He just hears chaotic gunfire. This is what he...

The Forever War would make a pretty killer movie if you had the infinite budget you'd need to redesign pretty much everything after each collapsar jump.

I would like to atone for my diesel pump rustlings. I never really thought to check for that before. I was particularly rustled one time by someone in a dually who got right behind me at the pump and stared me down instead of going to another pump, so rustled that I loitered around inside after...

When Skylar asked Walt 'How big does this pile need to be?', my first thought was back to when Walt told Jessie how much Grey Matter was worth. What if the pile has to get big enough to take the money through Madrigal to purchase GreyMatter and have Walt use the chemical products company as a...

2024. Hillary is the fourth year of her second term. Hilldog can do as she pleases since New Jersey Governor Cory Booker has the presidential election in the bag being that he is up against the second consecutive Santorum/Palin ticket. Somehow Republicans are still in control of the House...

I feel bad that the first thing I did when opened the link was laugh when I saw that her daughter was half-black.

For what it's worth. Like a bastard. Know what I mean (nodamine)

People with handicap plates that drive slow. If I was a worthless cripple when it came to walking I would fucking fly once I got behind the wheel. But seriously, get the fuck out of the way. Society is already doing you the undeserved charity of letting you survive even though God hates you...

Couple murders and some vandalism. It's too hot outside to riot.

It's too bad to see Daily Show and Colbert missing the chance to go after the media lies and just taking the easy way out. But they gotta play to their audience to pay the bills I suppose.

People who get sick that easily. Evolution used to take care of those pussies, now I got to deal with people who get sick once a month and who get nauseous after every third meal.

It's passive aggressive butthurt.