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    RL Picture Thread

    Brahma's family is the only black family in the world with no rhythm. Legend has it they got more than one ginger in the woodpile.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I don't get it. Are those related? Is the kid who killed his pregnant girlfriend the same kid the hot teacher was schtuping?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    My new AC is so loud it sounds like its raining when it comes on. This is just the air moving from the fan. We can't actually hear the compressor or fan come on. I can't decide whether or not to call the AC company and complain.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Been a while since I've seen it. I remember the tagline "If you thought Friday the 13th was bad. Saturday the 14th is even worse.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'm putting them in Tuff Sheds and all the windows are horizontal sliding windows. There was no option to get one that slid up and down. However, there were options to get perfectly square windows so after it was built, we just popped off the frame and rotated it 90 degrees. The next one I...
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    RL Picture Thread

    They had to pass that law cause the coon asses were tryin to fuck the mermaids.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    medea or midea or something like that is the brand I just bought yesterday. But it is a regular window unit. Do they have heat? If they don't have heat, my searches would have filtered them out.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    wtf, I've been shopping for window units for my sheds for months now. Hell, years if I'm being honest because there have been multiple sheds. How the fuck have I never heard of this?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I have been tempted to get a window unit for the garage. Now that I'm thinking about it again, maybe I'll set up a portable one in there and if we need it in the house, we just go get it.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    $130 wouldn't buy one that would cool our living room and mounting is an issue. We don't really use the windows so they're all blocked off. But we have been planning to buy a portable AC. For that all we need to be able to do is open a nearby window for the exhaust and we can move it from...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Right before fathers day? You should tell her you want anal on your birthday and a blowie on fathers day. Then agree to swap the order and you can feel magnanimous.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    The bare feet would be rough. Maybe someone can make shoes that look like oversized feet.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I kinda got to 'mostly explained' at the end of book 1.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'm so goddamn sticky. My whole house is sticky.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I just listened to book one. I've never been a fan of audible books, but I guess I'm going to get the rest. I read pretty slow and the performance was good so I think I will stick with audio books. Anyone else listening to DCC podcasts? I found a couple and listened to an episode each and...