Recent content by Hoss

Just watched it. It's pretty good. I could name better movies, but I could name twice as many that are worse. Based on the ending, they're planning a 3rd movie. I think this movie suffers from being a whole new universe that we know nothing about. Like, what are the limits of this...

I don't understand how that can happen. 1: How do they have the books without having already paid for them? 2: Assuming they have them on consignment or something similar. How does that allow them to steal and sell shit that doesn't belong to them?

You missed the part where we are feeding them. They are basically pets now. All they're lacking is names.

A few months ago my wife started catching any scorps we found in the house and putting them in a plastic box they can't escape from. The original plan was to get 2 and watch them fight. Problem is they did not fight. We have 3 right now. I think 3 have died. The only fun thing about them is...

First time? Don't worry it gets better with each sting. The last time one got me I wouldn't have even known if it hadn't left its stinger in my hand.

I think I watched all of season 1. I liked it, but apparently not enough to start season 2. This kind of show isn't really my bag. But, it's as well done as any of them have been since psyche. Have you watched High Potential yet? Same kinda thing with Dee from Always Sunny playing an...

Sounds like she was really successful after she left you and is afraid you will find out. I'd still be pissed that she took everything and demand to at least be paid back for that shit. But I'm petty. You might be a better person than me.

I think spam callers are the only people you're still allowed to sexually harass. At least, I hope we're allowed to.

I sent them a complaint letter because I'm allergic to cashews.

Sonofabitch. I think auto correct changed damnedest to darndest. Probably because I mispelled it.

That's why you never give them your real name or address.

I'm working with a guy right now who walks like he's got both legs shorter than the other. You know how if someone has one leg severely shorter than the other, their gait is wide and they bounce up and down a lot as they swing around that longer leg? Well, he does it with both legs. It's the...

The show, yes. But rashida wasn't a good analog to leslie. She was the one recognizing how ridiculous the shit was. Sledge Hammer did a great job with this humour too.

I never even heard of alexander, so I looked it up. I was like, man that actually looks cool. Then I saw it was an oliver stone film. No thanks. He had a couple good movies in the 80s, then he got full of himself. Then he had natural born killers and promptly went back to making garbage.

having to listen to that tirade is equivalent to a 20 year prison sentence.