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I have a work computer thats really old. 5-10 years I'm guessing. I put in for a replacement a few months back and got one quick. It was one we had in stock. I swapped over to the new computer and spent a couple weeks fighting with crashes. Turned out the most important program I run was...

I do it nearly every day. For about 5 minutes when I start looking for it.

you've never seen eskimo hookers.

At least babies wouldn't be a problem. From her perspective I would finish by sucking the cum back up into my dick. Or no ... wait I would start with that, followed by 2.5 minutes of furious pumping. out and in out and in.

Damn. Why was he trying? Did their kicker get hurt, or is it a special rule of the xfl that you can randomly pick a player to kick a fg for more than 3 points? That would be a sweet fucking rule actually. The extra points should be based on the player's weight.

What if aliens experience time in reverse from us. So all the alien visits we're getting now are aliens fucking with us in their future because we will discover and fuck with them in our future. But we're only going to fuck with them because they fucked with us so hard in our past. Who fucked...

Fair enough. But that's not likely to ruin a day. There can't be more than 5 people in the country who still need to collect gas receipts.

What's their name? He probably knows them from the meetings that all black people are required to attend.

Don't go see the cashier. If you're getting that message, the cashier is getting a message telling them to confiscate and/or destroy your card. Source: I used to work at a gas station and I cut up a few cards in front of people.

Once again, she sent nudes .... where are the fucking nudes? Why do we never get to see the nudes? She may be a child rapist, but she's not a child. We need a fappening type event to rectify this injustice.

No motherfucker. Classic is 70's and earlier. Always has been, always will be. in 1962 the rolling stones knew they were making classic rock. We're talking music here, not cars.

lol. so bag heads like their paper bags to be well seasoned?

Still got your paper bag? Or did yall make new ones every week?

I got a bespoke suit last year. I don't like suits much but I've always wanted one that actually fit right. I do not regret it. Might get another. But I don't have a desire for a 3 piece. Fuck vests. The people I used came to my house for everything. I considered wearing it to work one...

Going through the same thing. It was my first good leg day in a long long time. Months. I did it saturday and my legs are just starting to stiffen up tonight. Tomorrow is going to be rough. And then you have Keith Richards who was has been pretty big the entire damned time. OK, not...