FOH Shower Thoughts
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Haus
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When a woman tells her husband "GAH! I married someone just like my dad!" men almost always take it as a compliment..
But if a man DARES say "You're just like your mother" he had better have alternative sleeping arrangements for himself pre-made.
But if a man DARES say "You're just like your mother" he had better have alternative sleeping arrangements for himself pre-made.
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Hoss
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You be a soft g if you wanna be. Me? I'm hard g all the way ginger.
Also, nobody argues over how to pronounce jif. Maybe mexicans say 'hif', but they don't count they probably don't know how to spell it.
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Every hollow chocolate Easter bunny carries a bubble of air from somewhere else to everyone who buys it.
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Izo
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Furry
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Someone needs to read the humans are space orcs genre of trash sci fi.
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Kolohe
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**Title: *Ghosted***
**Genre:** Supernatural Dark Comedy / Drama
**Synopsis:**
It's been over 30 years since Sam (Patrick Swayze) moved on to the afterlife, but for Molly (Demi Moore), he never really *left*.
Now in her 50s, Molly has tried therapy, spiritual cleanses, even moving houses—twice—but no matter what she does, Sam’s ghost keeps hanging around. He doesn’t speak, doesn’t intervene, just silently *watches*. From the corner of the room. In the mirror. Hovering above her bed. Always there. Always *lurking*.
Molly’s nerves are fraying. Every attempt at dating ends in flickering lights, shattered glass, or a chill that makes her date’s teeth chatter. Her friends think she’s crazy. Her cat won’t come near her. And Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg), now a TikTok-famous medium and life coach, is too busy hosting live seances for influencers to help.
When Molly finally snaps during a disastrous pottery class, she decides to take matters into her own hands and forcibly *exorcise* her dead ex. But things go sideways when the ritual doesn’t banish Sam—it *amplifies* him. Now he’s not just watching…he’s haunting with flair.
To free herself once and for all, Molly must team up with a washed-up ghost hunter, a skeptical Oda Mae, and her painfully grounded daughter who just wants a normal mom. Along the way, she’ll face ghostly truths, unresolved grief, and the ultimate question: is it better to be haunted by love—or to finally let it die?
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*Ghosted* is a twisted, heartfelt follow-up to the 1990 classic—part midlife crisis, part supernatural breakup movie, all Demi Moore in full neurotic glory.
**Genre:** Supernatural Dark Comedy / Drama
**Synopsis:**
It's been over 30 years since Sam (Patrick Swayze) moved on to the afterlife, but for Molly (Demi Moore), he never really *left*.
Now in her 50s, Molly has tried therapy, spiritual cleanses, even moving houses—twice—but no matter what she does, Sam’s ghost keeps hanging around. He doesn’t speak, doesn’t intervene, just silently *watches*. From the corner of the room. In the mirror. Hovering above her bed. Always there. Always *lurking*.
Molly’s nerves are fraying. Every attempt at dating ends in flickering lights, shattered glass, or a chill that makes her date’s teeth chatter. Her friends think she’s crazy. Her cat won’t come near her. And Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg), now a TikTok-famous medium and life coach, is too busy hosting live seances for influencers to help.
When Molly finally snaps during a disastrous pottery class, she decides to take matters into her own hands and forcibly *exorcise* her dead ex. But things go sideways when the ritual doesn’t banish Sam—it *amplifies* him. Now he’s not just watching…he’s haunting with flair.
To free herself once and for all, Molly must team up with a washed-up ghost hunter, a skeptical Oda Mae, and her painfully grounded daughter who just wants a normal mom. Along the way, she’ll face ghostly truths, unresolved grief, and the ultimate question: is it better to be haunted by love—or to finally let it die?
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*Ghosted* is a twisted, heartfelt follow-up to the 1990 classic—part midlife crisis, part supernatural breakup movie, all Demi Moore in full neurotic glory.
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Koushirou
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People say snooze fest like it's a bad thing. Tell me where and when, I'll attend a snooze fest.
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Hoss
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I'm working with a guy right now who walks like he's got both legs shorter than the other. You know how if someone has one leg severely shorter than the other, their gait is wide and they bounce up and down a lot as they swing around that longer leg? Well, he does it with both legs. It's the darndest thing.
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Fucker
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