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    Stellar Blade (April 26th, PS5)

    W T F I have defended you for a long time but this is an Overton Window too far. I did nazi this coming.
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    Starfield - Fallout fallout that isn't ES6

    Gentlemen and Mist, I give you Starfield. More thoughts later.
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    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

    Nick Fury is played by Samuel L. Jackson in the Avengers not because of DEI but because the Avengers in the MCU is primarily based on the Ultimates comics run, which differs from the 616 main universe in a number of ways; Nick Fury in the Ultimates is based on, get this, Samuel L. Jackson...
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    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

    Everything post-Endgame has completely, utterly flopped. Yes, the DEI MCU is bad business. Edit: the three movies in 2022 are far off the MCU expectations and nothing after even made money. "Far from Home" isn't DEI MCU standard any longer: THREE straight white male leads? Unheard of and...
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    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

    Sure, I know its commerce as well as art. You know what else is bad business? Bad movies. Rubbing the Panderstone and thinking about "Well, POC constitutes x% of the audience, therefore X characters need to appeal to POC demographics" is a recipe for shit movies. You can slightly tailor your...
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    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

    Holy shit your stint here is going to be short. Do you think no one here has ever heard of risk management or demographics or statistics? Do you think that any of those things make a movie good? Make a movie watchable? Make anyone feel anything? Make anything ART? Does making a Transformer...
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    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

    This is why everything sucks today: Because even when you get past Marxist Ideologues and DEI Activists (Same thing) trying to enforce The Message™ quotas in everything, you have accountants and consultant asshats preaching GOD MONEY (hat tip NIN) AUDIENCE like this. Wonder why we had so many...
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    Akira Toriyama - Dragon Ball creator dies.

    I had no idea how much this would affect me. I was never big into Dragonball in any of its forms but I have always been aware it, and it feels like its always been around. It was one of the first regularly aired anime and constant meme fodder for 40+ years. All of these creators dying, and...
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    Dragon's Dogma 2

    Reading this thread: All the bugs and crashes, gameplay/framerate "quirks" One character, one save slot. Weird MTX; Monster Hunter vibes, the gameplay described above I love to be in on the next big thing but glad I let this one breathe. Will enjoy this one theoretically and vicariously...
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    Shōgun

    Holy fuck the nasty stuff people used to eat. I guess you did what you had to before refrigeration but for me: I didn't know Cosmo was a T1D; I am always happy and sad to hear there's more of us. He is super down on the subject, though: The things they have now, that's not the case. As...
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    Trying To Remember a Dungeon Crawl Game From The Early Years

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. We played some super fun games that were barely games by today's standards and they were great.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver (2024)

    Synder *films* and story-boards good movies. He has excellent cinematic tastes. He can't come up with a story/narrative TO. SAVE. HIS. LIFE. He needs to be making movies written by someone else, director for hire style, with strong producers etc. He's like a visual George Lucas; George was...
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    Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver (2024)

    "Battle Beyond the Stars" meets "Anastasia" meets "xxx"; It's recursive derivative nature all the way down.