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Let me sit down and tell you The Story of Gymme... <IMG SRC="http://www.searyx.com/Gymme%20-%20Our%20Hero.jpg"> Personal Note: Druids can"t charm giant spiders. <IMG SRC="http://www.searyx.com/Morons%20Of%20Norrath%208.png"> Soldier of Fortune 2 = FUN <IMG...

Ask and ye shall... get the thing or whatever. Here"s me and the womanz. Met her on OKCupid, believe it or... I dunno. Suck it. Had great luck with online dating, I must say. After a ridiculously long abstinence run (so long I"d be embarrassed to say the exact number, but longer than Ben...

Couldn"t they have put my face a little closer to Alba"s? No, not Hermiones. That"d be creepy at my age.

Being the 300th poster makes you cool. Congrats.

Just skim the post, you lazy fuck.

This is a job for Leonard J Crabs!

Just in case I spooked you, the previous post was not a threat, nor was it a warning. It"s a fact. I mean, lets face it. You"re just a kid. You don"t know the necessary precautions you would need to take to thwart someone who plans to make an attempt on your life and on the lives around you...

You just don"t get it, Dusty. You don"t realize the ramifications of what you"ve done. Let me put it this way. If the information you provided was correct, I am now able to kill you and yours without getting caught if I so desire. I suggest you stay on my good side.

There is one saving grace: He"s not wearing a helmet on his motorcycle. Either he"s going to end up spraying his brains all over someones SuV someday soon, or his head is so thick that he doesn"t need a helmet.

Did you know you can flex fat? I give you props for that picture, though. It must have caused you some severely excruciating pain to hold your weight in like that.

Enlighten me, Captain Grade-school! What is the truth?

Declaring yourself the winner, are you? How very... grade school. Winners are decided by peers, not players, you neanderthal.

Poor Dusty. He should have learned at an early age to keep his cards closer to his chest. He bears his soul for the masses to tear to shreds, while his opponents keep their poker faces. Gee! Who is gonna win this poker game?

PM from Dusty: Poor guy. He needs a hug.

Original Slipknot album is great, but I hear the subsequent ones are rather below par.