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Morons Norrath 8a

Discussion in 'The Classics 97.3' started by Searyx_foh, Jul 22, 2016.

  1. Searyx_foh shitlord

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    Let me sit down and tell you The Story of Gymme...
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    Personal Note: Druids can"t charm giant spiders.
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    Soldier of Fortune 2 = FUN
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  2. Shadowrunner_01_foh
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    Y 4 u not buff me? So much h8...
















    No I"m not that jackball. It"s people like that that make me glad that they raised the ignore list to 100 people.
     
  3. Altanis_foh shitlord

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    That"s strange, I just had to deal with an a level 5 Shadowknight applicant wanting to join our guild. . . . .
    What is it with newbie ogre shadowknights? All the mage newbs are at least semi-respectful.
    --Altanis Blazewielder
    60 Arch Mage
    Povar Tarew Alliance
     
  4. Goldenrod_foh shitlord

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    I read half of that, realized it was just going to go on with "Your a n00b!" "Fuck U bitc i want cloro no pp, i"m not begger" so I stopped.
     
  5. Heyo_foh shitlord

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    that was a good peice of arguin. Next time just say right off the bat, "Get the fuck away from me you filthy beggar!" Works every time for me. I guess im a dickhead......meh what can ya do?
     
  6. Devo_foh shitlord

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    odd... my twink Ogre shadownight is named Crabbe...


    hrmm....
     
  7. Loyang_foh shitlord

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    lol
    that was delicious.
    =0

    lub
    Loy
     
  8. Hephalump_foh shitlord

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    the best line in that whole heap is easily:

    Skitzoid tells auction:2, "PC super gear?"

     
  9. Catseye_Agate_foh
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    Gymme makes baby jesus cry...

     
  10. Bladefury_foh shitlord

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    This one is more boring then anything.

    Just to save some time, here"s a previous quote from Furor, which I think still holds true, and always will.

     
  11. Minimoi Binimoi LFG_foh
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    Why wouldnt you just cloro him? he asked nicely the first time. He only turned into a retard after you denied him.
     
  12. kudos Well-Known Member

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    Should have just chloro him instead of acting like a fucking tough guy.
     
  13. Uber Uberest "Good, hardworking man" - Suineg
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    Why did you have to be a cock, you know you were a n00bie once, you fucking loser.
     
  14. Searyx_foh shitlord

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    Do you guys buff everyone that sends you a tell? I"m certain when Furor gets a tell asking for a shrink, he immediately runs across the zone to go shrink the n00b.

    Why I didn"t buff the n00b.

    1. I was busy doing other things.

    2. He was nowhere in sight. He had just seen me in the zone by doing a /who all druid.

    3. I don"t like helping to create Karnors n00bs.


    When I was a n00bie, I didn"t yell at people who didn"t buff me, accusing them of being goddamn stupid and telling them everyone hates them.

    You fuckers must be tanks. You have no idea what it"s like to have random retards sending you tells for buffs 24/7. Truth being, if the guy was in front of me, I probably would have buffed him.

    Also, he"s green, which means I have to use Chloro, which is hidden somewhere in my spellbook, so I"d have to use Blessing of Replenishment, so I"d have to group with him, and go through all the bullshit of "you"re not going to port me are you? you sure you no port me i no like skyfire you sure sure sure???? If i accept you no port? word of honor?"

    Friendliness gets you buffs. Being Gymme gets you killed.
     
  15. Hikaru_foh shitlord

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    All your other posts are good Searyx, but when it comes to this Morons of Norrath shit, you always make yourself look like such a dumbass.
     
  16. Tortoise_foh shitlord

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    Hahaha
     
  17. Uber Uberest "Good, hardworking man" - Suineg
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    Hikaru is right, and I"m a rogue but everyone and their mother insists that I am a fucking cleric. So i know your pain man. You just dont have to be a cock to everyone.
     
  18. Searyx_foh shitlord

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    For every Morons of Norrath that I turn down, there are 10 good people that get a full compliment of Extended Duration 65%, lvl 62-65 Druid buffs. Regardless of level.

    Normally, those who start a conversation with me by asking for power leveling buffs are gonna get a "No." If the guy had asked for a heal, that"s different.
     
  19. Uber Uberest "Good, hardworking man" - Suineg
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    Dude he just asked for a regrowth.
     
  20. Shanter_foh shitlord

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    I don"t really mind buffing people with KEI or haste. If i"m not exping and someone asks me, I do it. The only times I don"t do cast are heading to raids or grouping. I know I sometimes get angry if I ask someone for a buff in Nexus/PoK while they are doing nothing and say "no". But it"s their choice I guess, and it"s Searyx"s choice to not buff everyone either.



    God I don"t think there was a point to my post.