Etoille is on hoarders

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I would 100% rather live next door to (and surrounded by) gays than anyone else. White, black, mexican, Russian, whatever, I've lived next to shitty ones that I literally wouldn't trust not to steal a door mat, let alone something more valuable like a package from UPS. Asians too, but not as often. Depends on which type of Asian I think, but not sure. Never had a bad gay neighbor though.
 
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I would 100% rather live next door to (and surrounded by) gays than anyone else. White, black, mexican, Russian, whatever, I've lived next to shitty ones that I literally wouldn't trust not to steal a door mat, let alone something more valuable like a package from UPS. Asians too, but not as often. Depends on which type of Asian I think, but not sure. Never had a bad gay neighbor though.

Watch what you wish for.. I live in one of five attached modern townhomes and all my neighbors are gay save one. Between the modern look and the fact that it's in the city of Dallas (shitty schools), it's a prime target for the gay community. They are great neighbors in the sense that they are clean, maintain nice yards, will never be changing their pickups oil in the driveway, take an interest in maintaining the property, and are generally non-assholes all around. But if they're in their twenties or early thirties, expect a Gay Rave do be going down at their place at least once a month, usually with Celine Dion blaring at 2am. The biggest issue is dealing with them regarding any HOA related items or home repairs, or worse expecting them to do any type of minor repair work on their own-- they're totally clueless.. In the case of an HOA meeting, expect your gay neighbor to be whining about the condition of the flower bed while you try and straightsplain that the priority needs to be the retaining wall that is crumbling.. Ask them to caulk their patio windows instead of hiring workers, and you'll just get a blank stare..
 
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No classism?!?!?!? Is that a fucking joke?

I grew up in the suburbs and my school was a walking fashion show.

I also don't agree with at least 5 of the other claims, but whatev.

Colorado doesn't count. Fucking granola munching mountain hipsters.
 
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Watch what you wish for.. I live in one of five attached modern townhomes and all my neighbors are gay save one. Between the modern look and the fact that it's in the city of Dallas (shitty schools), it's a prime target for the gay community. They are great neighbors in the sense that they are clean, maintain nice yards, will never be changing their pickups oil in the driveway, take an interest in maintaining the property, and are generally non-assholes all around. But if they're in their twenties or early thirties, expect a Gay Rave do be going down at their place at least once a month, usually with Celine Dion blaring at 2am. The biggest issue is dealing with them regarding any HOA related items or home repairs, or worse expecting them to do any type of minor repair work on their own-- they're totally clueless.. In the case of an HOA meeting, expect your gay neighbor to be whining about the condition of the flower bed while you try and straightsplain that the priority needs to be the retaining wall that is crumbling.. Ask them to caulk their patio windows instead of hiring workers, and you'll just get a blank stare..
I'd still rather live with all of that than with what I've experienced over the years in semi-ghetto neighborhoods. I realize that a neighborhood of gays isn't utopia in and of itself, sure, but I'd much rather have a gay that didn't like caulk than a white/black/mexican dude that likes crack. And gay raves? Pfft. I'd take those every night over once a month drug parties where they go through the parking lot fucking up cars and stealing shit.
 
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whatever happened to etoille anyway? I thought zhen-vex had created an account here.
 
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Busy feeding her kids pretentious foods.

"My my, my darling son, who is the most perfect child in the universe, always orders scallops at restaurants"
 
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Busy feeding her kids pretentious foods.

"My my, my darling son, who is the most perfect child in the universe, always orders scallops at restaurants"

To be fair scallops are the correct choice.
 
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Scallops are pretentious?

Maybe if you watch Hell's Kitchen and think the winners really do get to run a kitchen.
 
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Scallops are pretentious?

Maybe if you watch Hell's Kitchen and think the winners really do get to run a kitchen.

A one year old "ordering scallops" is pretentious. As if one year olds even know what "ordering" something at a restaurant means
 
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