Watch what you wish for.. I live in one of five attached modern townhomes and all my neighbors are gay save one. Between the modern look and the fact that it's in the city of Dallas (shitty schools), it's a prime target for the gay community. They are great neighbors in the sense that they are clean, maintain nice yards, will never be changing their pickups oil in the driveway, take an interest in maintaining the property, and are generally non-assholes all around. But if they're in their twenties or early thirties, expect a Gay Rave do be going down at their place at least once a month, usually with Celine Dion blaring at 2am. The biggest issue is dealing with them regarding any HOA related items or home repairs, or worse expecting them to do any type of minor repair work on their own-- they're totally clueless.. In the case of an HOA meeting, expect your gay neighbor to be whining about the condition of the flower bed while you try and straightsplain that the priority needs to be the retaining wall that is crumbling.. Ask them to caulk their patio windows instead of hiring workers, and you'll just get a blank stare..