PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

not mine but hilarious.

If you have Amazon Prime, the Twitch Prime loot this week is for this game. You get a black ski-mask and shirt with a faded twitch logo on it.

You get an entire outfit, I got it last night.

90's spray painted jeans
Mask
Boots
Shirt

Finally figured out how the weapon add-ons work this morning...didn't realize you had to drag and drop shit onto the actual weapons in inventory. Makes things a lot easier now lol

Heko is a vehicle terrorist, that is all.

Can't believe you didn't see that dude in the field, lol.

jeydax said:

Heko is a vehicle terrorist, that is all.

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Jeydax dying to his own idiocy, stupid streaming software didn't record sound. Starts @ 4:56

FFS, what is with the lag in this game sometimes? When driving and someone shoots at me, game turns into a fucking slideshow and I end up dying.

It was my squad (4) vs 3 people the other night. We, of course, didn't have cover for the very last circle and weren't in it so we had to move to the other team who were busy scissoring all sides of a shack. So we threw our smoke grenades. Probably 7-12 of them to make cover. Fun fact: the server cannot process that much smoke. So I proceed to run then I see a sniper peak and my game freezes for 2-3 seconds. I unfreeze, hit him once, and he K98's me in the chest. Apparently we all had 2-3 second freezes because the grenade smoke was too taxing on whatever. So if you're smoking, I'd keep it under 5 for sure.

Cybsled said:

FFS, what is with the lag in this game sometimes? When driving and someone shoots at me, game turns into a fucking slideshow and I end up dying.

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No fucking clue, it's infuriating.

Was looking into a building, saw the entire room the guy was in, saw him, couldn't shoot into the room because the window was 6 inches too high. Walked around, went in the door, entered the room facing him, game paused, unpaused, I shot once and was dead while the sound finished playing. What fucking assets did you have to load between me SEEING THE ROOM and walking through the house BACK INTO THE SAME ROOM?!

Sliced up some blond banged punk kids just now with some rando in duos. Pretty sure one of them was @Regime

Interesting day so far. Only one win.

When the circle says "FUCK YOU"



...and when physics AREN'T on your side.

That is when you get up from the computer and just go stand in the shower. Don't even need to undress or turn the water on, just stand there and stare at the wall.

@Utnayan , we heard people yelling for Bryan in the starting area. It was either you or you've now started a trend.

OTs-14 Groza - Wikipedia

Stop with the fucking crate loot and add more world drops you fuckers. I want variety!



My new go to phrase when I talk in world chat "AS ME ABOUT MY WEINER!!"

Hekotat said:

Stop with the fucking crate loot and add more world drops you fuckers. I want variety!

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Didnt they say the VSS was going to be crate drop only? And then, however it is a world drop?

Muurloen said:

Didnt they say the VSS was going to be crate drop only? And then, however it is a world drop?

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It's rare as shit now though.