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At this rate, every skank with an onlyfans should be getting into game dev to capture the simps who piss away their money on pixels over titty pics.

I miss the days of unplanned sequels relying on awkwardly retconned details to even work; but MK 2021 just phones it in because the follow-up was already a foregone conclusion, which is pretty brazen for a movie that's barely memorable.

I skimmed through this and landed on 1:15:00 where he mentions that items won't be droppable on the ground. 2021 and they still can't match the most basic functionality found in online games from 25 years ago.

Building any system around arbitrary cooldowns is inherently shitty design, yet it's the basis for practically every game's combat mechanics over the past two decades.

Crowdfunded early-access forever alpha/beta bullshit is just the game development equivalent of edging: keep your customers in a state of indefinite arousal, milking their wallet dry but avoiding the final "release" that brings them back to their senses.

No, for three reasons: A) it's gay, 2) it's old news, and D) it's shit overall. The pace isn't as feverish but it's still afflicted by the same Asian disease and the usual comorbidity of cooldown management cancer. As an aside, arbitrary cooldowns + MMO action combat has to be the most...

Even a certified weeb admits the combat is trash, @Kirun. "Best in the space" in this case amounts to biggest cat turd in the litterbox. This action combat (which Crowfall is emulating, and badly) that was introduced by cashgrab Asian grinders is one of the worst things to infect Western MMOs...

Some wouldn't be able to handle that level of innovation, which is too readily sacrificed at the Altar of Balance to appease idiots.

Trammel saved UO from continuing to bleed subscribers but permanently castrated it in the process, like applying a tourniquet to your balls. Since that time there's been this consensus that PKing per se is the problem, and as a consequence we get shitty "designed for PvP" games that fail by...

So you gladly suffer every awful element of a generic Asian grinder just for some flashy (yet still bad) combat. We've got too many guys in here happily ordering shit salads, no one's gonna open a new steakhouse at this rate.

Would you rather people celebrate all the MMOs in development that suck?

This describes the first Mortal Online in a nutshell, so it's about all I'd expect from any "sequel". No doubt that'll be enough to bilk cock-loving morons into buying another barren sandbox game.

It's their shitty April Fool's Day joke, retards.

Yeah, I mean honestly guys, who'd expect a team of 50 people working over 6 years with almost $40 million in funding to produce something that isn't dogshit, right?

Then this game is doomed, because Crowfall has the worst combat I've ever seen in an MMO. This shit is even jankier than Asheron's Call and that came out over 20 years ago.

Can't foster their corporate culture without collecting everyone under one roof.

Since they've already got their employees pissing in bottles they decided to capture the poopsocking demographic too.

They're all just posts in the same "Poorly Interactive B-Movie" thread.

The title of "director" becoming commonplace in videogame credits is what really showed me that this pitiful Hollywood envy among devs was never going away and that "cinematic, narrative-driven" games that do neither story nor play well would be the norm from then on.

Not to be confused with "flail face".

lol at NDAs for games that are backed by public crowdfunding

Flying mounts are so gay they even buttfucked the design of the world geography itself. TBC zones are just dull expanses of mostly featureless terrain since the ability to fly eliminates all constraints on movement.

By the time I first heard of this game (late 96), UO was right around the corner and I thought this looked like ass so I never played it. But by today's standards, The Realm seems like a long lost masterpiece.

EQ and UO's pvp worked tolerably well in spite of (and more likely because of) the minimal design effort initially put into them. Any time I hear that a dev is paying special attention to the subject of pvp, I know the end result will be dogshit.

As if flying mounts weren't gay enough already, prepare your anus for the faggotry of everyone riding a 280% flyer the moment they hit 70.

You're kidding. The isometric/orthographic perspective is de rigueur among all the (seemingly euro) indies who can't make up their minds whether they're making MOBAs or MMOs.

I don't want an entirely new tree, I want the blighted evolutionary branch of pseudo-sandbox games like New World to wither and die to make room for new growth from the same trunk. Sorry bro, shit salad is all that's left on the MMO menu. If you don't like the taste of it then get off the...

They only have to change the dressing to keep some of you guys ordering the same shit salad. Bon appetit!

Brevity is the soul of wit, and this game is an uninspired piece of shit.

Shitty mobile "games" already captured the housewife demographic years ago. This one never stood a chance.

Either way you're left holding your joystick.

Unfortunately Dickard was beamed back down to the planet afterwards and not into the sun.

Hey @Nidhogg here's your next mark customer.

Only thing worse than an Asian MMO is a cheap knockoff of one.

Doesn't take a visionary to shoot for something more than Archeage 2.0, especially when you're independently wealthy with a crowdfunded safety net. We're currently in Early Access for her upcoming MMO, Swords and Socialism.

The founder/creative director's pedigree is limited to playing shit Asian grinders and the naive details of AoC's "Corruption" system have been lifted from these games, so expect it to be a fiasco.