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At best they're just dogs fighting over stale crumbs fallen from the master's table. The pie is a lie until you bake your own.

EQ went from concept to release in less than three years.

Probably because it's easier to make and sell a docudrama than something actually informative.

It's the refuge of every shit comedian. They crawl backwards into it whenever they catch too much flak, just like this schmohawk Shaffir did after offending the disciples of Black Jesus.

Hearing the same randomly selected, canned remarks punctuating every other action for hours on end seems a surefire way to increase immersion. This trend of pretending at Hollywood was the worst thing that ever happened to videogames, and one that'll probably never end because advancing...

Haven't played an action game or RPG released in the last 15+ years, so I'm curious to know when ceaseless retarded banter between characters as exhibited in the FF7 remake became the norm.

The producer already had to run damage control with a video defending basic character movement, which is probably the most foundational element of any game. This turd won't circle the bowl even once before it's flushed.

Twenty years ago this is exactly what I expected to see from console games in 2019.

As opposed to the fresh garbage produced by indies.

We already had this, more or less, two decades ago in Ultima Online. That branch withered and died while the EQ/WoW one grew to bear the shitfruit still being consumed today.

fucking shill

Netflix's 'Cowboy Bebop' Rumored to Make Major Character Change Odds are the hacks adapting this read the name 'Jet Black' as a racial description. $10 says they turn Ed into a tranny too.

I've never played Crowfail but I can confidently say that the gameplay in UO didn't have anywhere near the focus and reliance on crafting that it does in every sandboxy MMO made by incompetent retards these days.

No. If nothing else, the custom map destroys any "authenticity" value this server has. Worse, the extensive systems changes are part of some misguided effort to shoehorn in more content at any cost. I see vertical-oriented progression, convoluted special-case rules resulting in segregated...

Now they can freeze to death together.

Yeah, that he wasted a decade of his life on shit that no one wants.

No one wants another cookie-cutter MMO. But this is what I see coming out of ArtCraft's oven:

How do we go about getting the barf rating added to this subforum?

Euro studio + middleware + furries =

And so the last nail in the genre's coffin is driven.

Yet another cooldown simulator with all sorts of CC. The future is now. Pass on this trash.

Hmm, I'm astonished that a relationship with a woman 20 years younger wasn't working out.

Thank god for Siege Perilous. That shard had none of those murderer penalties except for being KoS in towns, yet maintained a good red-to-blue ratio (although with a smaller population).

All except for the well-financed yet creatively bankrupt hucksters who're in a position to exploit this latest gimmick, while @tyen the dumb dog can only lick his jowls in anticipation of their table scraps.

Sounds like they could use an experienced consultant, @Lendarios.

par for the course

looking for greener grass in barren pastures lol

Ironically, any game explicitly designed for "open-world" PvP is almost guaranteed to have bad PvP, whereas those in which it wasn't really a consideration (e.g. UO) turned out pretty good.

Show us on the doll where WoW touched you, Grim1. And I hate to break it to you, but trash like Bleh Online and its ilk are just WoW twice removed.

I'd reserve this step for everyone who bought into this dumpster fire knowing in advance that it'd be one.

Guy addresses his wife as "dude" and with a single word reveals more about his character than all the thousands composing all the useless, desperately attention-seeking posts he's made over all the years.

Probably because AR is an even shittier gimmick than VR when it comes to actual games.