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So which other servers (besides the one they stole from Elysium) has this team of scumfucks launched?

I actually have recurring nightmares about a scenario like that.

Seems dead wood is the product itself.

I was half-expecting that to be an article about JT and Gordo pushing backers into a volcano in a desperate attempt to unfuck their game.

The grey is what Roberts sees as all the blood in his fat head rushes to his dick when he hears "Check cashed. Check cashed. Check cashed."

Achievements, battlegrounds, instanced dungeons....when you have to shoehorn such unsuitable shit into UO in a bid to keep the game relevant, it really is better off dead.

Yeah, why would anyone who read the books as kids and have any fondness for them be part of the target audience for a movie claiming to be an adaptation of them. Apparently all the other shamelessly nostalgia-fueled media of the last decade or so has been marketed to the wrong people all along!

It's a lot like how someone can misspell a word that doesn't sound the same and is misspelling it by removing a letter.

Much better suited to the missing father narrative though.

"On March 9th, be a warrior. A social justice warrior."

Soft launches, early access, and minimum viable products....this is the limp dick state of an industry that's real practiced at moistening consumers' panties with cheap lines but can't get it up to actually fuck.

1980: "I bet there'll be massive virtual worlds in the future where you can be anyone, do anything, go anywhere: author of your own destiny." 2017:

We're talking about Louis C(uc)K here.

I'll grant the growth and collaborative efforts of the speedrunning community as being a significant factor, but notable releases are such paint-by-number affairs at this point that the games themselves are no longer a variable in the equation.

This fiasco was his warm-up for SC.

edited for you because you asked so nicely

Speedruns already two days post-release lol. What a shit stale genre FPS single-player is.

New Invite a Friend Program These scumbags are now so desperate they've taken a page out of the MLM playbook and are selling 7-day trial keys to conniving players who hope to earn kickbacks from any referred purchases of the full game. Resident forum retard already crying about his <10%...

Yeah, considering Smed's history of backing projects that are better off dead you'd think he'd have personally handled this one too.

Should've been a instead.

It's gotten bad enough that Korn had to come out of hiding to make a damage control post hand-waving away the plummeting population by misapplying metrics and abusing irrelevant math concepts. He even provided stats indicating they've lost over 80% of their launch numbers, but claims that's only...

Can't wait until loot boxes get regulated like gambling and a whole generation of shit games are no longer viable.

Is this all that surprising to anyone when the co-creator himself is a raving autistic faggot?

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Then I'd recommend playing a UO freeshard. I see LoA has been in alpha like 4 years now and for what they're showing it's not impressive.

I think the sad truth is that furries & faggotry is simply the apotheosis of the JRPG. It was just delayed by technological limitations.

Ha, hold your tongue. For being 20 years old, UO looks and plays fine. I'm not granting any concessions to games being made today.

This has the most potential of any game I've yet seen to be the spiritual successor to UO. Unfortunately it looks and plays like ass.

No, the game will be at late-phase alpha/beta test population levels (i.e., dead) before the year is even out and content patches won't revive it the same way new tests did. The last uptick this game will ever see is when they finally manage to "release" it on iOS, and that too will be brief.

Unless I'm missing a joke here, AO isn't a CCP game. Its developers, Sandbox Interactive, have no relation to CCP. But you're probably not the first to assume that, because AO is likened to Eve at every turn (the same people would claim oil and water are the same because they're both fluids)...

Player mods because SBI is too cheap to hire enough CSRs, which isn't surprising considering all the other essentials they skimped on.

lol AO is developed by a German company. At this point I'm willing to bet some of the local refugees could've designed a better game; they actually know something about open-world sandbox PvP.

Lumi's gonna have to train you in the art of doubling down if you're ever gonna get anywhere in this game.

It's heartwarming that, even in his confinement, @Picasso3 keeps a line open for other members in their time of need. Requesting thread be renamed "Picasso's Dispatch Center". ...RRP, what's your emergency?...

Bunch of fucking gollums in this thread who don't know what to do with po-ta-toes.

Do you not skin your carrots either?