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  1. uniqueuser

    A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

    Ava DuVernay’s 'A Wrinkle in Time' Is the Ultimate Adaptation Stop this swiftly tilting planet, I want to get off.
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    A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

    Title: A Wrinkle in Time Genre: Adventure, Family, Fantasy Director: Ava DuVernay Cast: Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey, Reese Witherspoon, Mindy Kaling, Chris Pine, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Zach Galifianakis, Michael Peña, Levi Miller, Deric McCabe, André Holland, Rowan Blanchard, Will McCormack...
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    Wild West Online

    That in itself is the problem. The "evergreen via expansions" approach doesn't make for good persistent games and I defy anyone to name a long-running MMO that's undergone years of content accretion and experimentation without becoming an abomination begging to be put out of its misery.
  4. uniqueuser

    Wild West Online

    It's nice to see a bit of Russian collusion that's actually plausible for a change.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  6. uniqueuser

    Cheated out of my youth

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Tale of Toast

    But the devs decided these traits are best represented by bearded bobblehead baby graphics, huh. Of all the ways to sabotage your chances at success, an aesthetics-gameplay mismatch has to be the dumbest.
  9. uniqueuser

    Shroud Of The Avatar - Shit Went Persistent

    Random UO anecdote #1 Thankfully, Garriott had little to do with UO, else I doubt it would've turned out as well.
  10. uniqueuser

    Tale of Toast

    I pity the youth of today.
  11. uniqueuser

    Camelot Unchained

    Yeah that'd surely be an improvement, but it's still an unsuitable concept regardless the representation. It'd make sense in a vehicle-based game (e.g. mechs), but not one in which the player is flesh and blood. Humans don't spend time managing the operational status of their limbs when they're...
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    The Video Thread

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    Camelot Unchained

    The only thing more fun than a cooldown management simulator is an HP bar one. This game is going places.
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    Ashes of Creation

    The greasier the shit, the easier it goes up in flames. Those are the only ashes I expect to be created by this venture.
  15. uniqueuser

    Cheated out of my youth

    Apparently he had to pass the "entrance" exam first.
  16. uniqueuser

    Crowfall

    So what you're saying is that they're too incompetent to realize that they've bit off more than they can chew.
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    Crowfall

    EQ went from concept to release in under 3 years with a similar team size, less than half the budget, and without an off-the-shelf engine, middleware, and sundry other technological improvements that have streamlined the dev pipeline of online games over the last two decades. These guys are...
  18. uniqueuser

    EVE Online

    Mischaracterizing your petty outrage as a struggle against "thieves" in order to influence public opinion is just a different means to the same end. Heed Remmy's warning lest you too fall victim to that nefarious Icelandic crime ring known as CCP!
  19. uniqueuser

    EVE Online

    Guy accuses others of being liberal commie SJWs only to take a page right out of their playbook by going the public defamation route.
  20. uniqueuser

    EVE Online

    Careful, you don't want him going all Higher Learning on us.
  21. uniqueuser

    Skull and Bones

    BOARDING SUCCESSFUL! +100 doubloons! 50% ship hull repaired! "That's what I love about these high-quality games, man... I get older, they stay the same garbage."
  22. uniqueuser

    Wild West Online

    Foregoes Kickstarter and Steam Early Access only to sell it directly through their website. Perfectly normal, nothing suspicious to see here.
  23. uniqueuser

    Cheated out of my youth

    If you believe that sort of treatment is gonna turn someone gay, then you have to concede that conversion therapy is just as likely to turn them back, which is demonstrably untrue.
  24. uniqueuser

    amy adams has a clone that does hardcore porn

    So it's true, masturbation does make you go blind after all.
  25. uniqueuser

    Ashes of Creation

    This is exactly the sort of system they're going to spend early dev time on because its only purpose is to milk players of more money.
  26. uniqueuser

    Shroud Of The Avatar - Shit Went Persistent

    https://www.reddit.com/r/shroudoftheavatar/comments/6daj1l/russian_investors_put_up_cash_and_get_4_of_sota What a greasy shitshow. Only Garriott-related project I'd back is one that launches Lord British back into space. One-way.
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    Crowfall

    Beneath the janky movement and stilted animations and annoying combo popup windows, I see: a cooldown management sim. Another year, another MMO repeating the same dumb conventions.
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    Albion Online

    Smarten the fuck up: it's not training that's the problem (although the devs disagree because they're trying to eliminate it), it's that absurd scenarios like the one Lumi described are commonplace in this game owing to the blindly ad hoc rules governing it. AO's devs have a purely reactionary...
  29. uniqueuser

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Bombers in the Wing Commander series were heavy fighters strapped with torpedoes that were necessary to slice through the shields of capital ships. Bombing runs involved a vulnerable crawl toward the target, waiting for torpedo lock while contending with support fighters and point defenses...
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    Albion Online

    The game is riddled with special-case rules and mechanics they implemented to stop "exploits" yet manage only to open new avenues for them. The one thing AO really excels at is creating sheer frustration and disbelief in its players as it violates every reasonable assumption of how a game...
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    Crowfall

    I feel like we should retire the term "launch" in this era of paid-access perpetual alpha tests because the whole process is more like witnessing a drunk lurch up the stairs of his apartment building only to collapse outside his door than watching a precision-engineered rocket escape Earth's...
  32. uniqueuser

    First World Problems

  33. uniqueuser

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

    GoT most torrented show ever = consumers loving King Arthur in 2017.
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    Crowfall

    Says May 16th. Probably a new race. They've already got bipedal deer and hamsters, lizard people are passe, WoW did pandas first, so my money's on a birdman since they like to recycle ideas from Shadowbane. Whatever it is, tomorrow there'll be another reason not to buy this game.
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    Wild West Online

    Yeah, it really is. The fact that the devs are eschewing a conventional system of character advancement but not considering permadeath tells me that they don't have the brains, let alone the balls, to do the wild west theme any justice.
  36. uniqueuser

    Wild West Online

    The founding principle upon which every generic crowdfunded MMO destined to failure is built.
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    The Video Thread

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    Ashes of Creation

    It'd be a nice change of pace to see a project that was an outright scam for once instead of just an abject failure.