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  1. Onoes

    Godzilla Minus Zero (2026)

    Be prepared for the hit to your wallet in Honolulu! I just did the opposite, 1 night in Honolulu and then 3 weeks in Japan. The one day/night in Hawaii costs close to a weeks worth of expenses in Japan. It was fucking nuts. I'm literally asking my wife daily when we can go back to Japan, it was...
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    The End of Oak Street (2026)

    Uhhhh... I mean, while I don't disagree the scene was stupid.... why on earth do you think the dinosaurs were buttfucking? I bend my wife over and go at her from behind all the time, typically without involving her ass :D - I assume they were just mating like most animals do. I think they were...
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    The End of Oak Street (2026)

    Mom saved the librarian because she was the lady in the house with the dinosaur crocodiles near the end. Came out blasting with a shotgun and saved the family, so mom owed her one.
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    The End of Oak Street (2026)

    My sons 16th birthday was this weekend, and he wanted to run over to Vegas and get all you can eat sushi and go to a climbing wall place. Well, turned out the climbing wall place was closed, so we went and saw this. The movie was pretty brain dead, but also not total dogshit? It was weird...
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    Violent Night 2 (2026)

    Looks stupid, but so did the first one and I fucking love that movie.
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    The D&D thread

    Do you have a whole rules write up on your crafting system? That's one of the things I'm trying to work on for my own games and I would love to plagiarize good ideas :) It's tricky to have a system that is in depth and works well while also aiming to not be an entire game itself. I'm leaning...
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    The D&D thread

    Have you looked at the harvesting/crafting in Heliana's Guide to Monster Hunting? Sounds very similar to your system, very solid book overall imo.
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    Backrooms (2026)

    Man, went and saw this with my son this morning and loved it. I want to say its the best movie I've seen this year, reminded me of Vivarium which I also really liked. Just clicked with me. Also, my entire family hated Masters of the Universe when we saw it a week or so ago. I have no idea how...
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    We are living in the funniest timeline. https://www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/
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    Wildwood

    Laika Studios next movie (7 years in the making). I've been a big fan of several of their films. Trailer fucking nails it for me. Title: Wildwood (2026) Genre: Adventure, Animation, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Horror Director: Travis Knight Release: 2026-10-23 Plot: The adventures of Prue McKeel as...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I just hit 4 months, down 34 pounds (started at 228, weighing 194 now). It's a magic fucking switch man, so hard to accurately describe to people how much it fundamentally changes the game. I've been trying to lose weight with various levels of success for years, and I get it - have some self...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Hey, that's in Seligman Arizona - I go there for lunch sometimes. Their buffalo burger is good, but stay away from the fish and chips, shits nasty. Also, they have a good prickly pear beer. Oblig.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm currently playing in a D&D 5.5 game and the pace is just constantly killed with book lookups. I'm getting that DM urge again and started looking at other systems. I really like the simplicity of Nimble and going to give that a go. It's funny because I pirated the books to check the system...
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    Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

    Thanks! Absolute spoilers for the ending of the film and what I think it might mean.
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    Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

    Went with 4 other people Sat night and saw this. We all liked this, but none of us liked it as much as we anticipated we would. The movie definitely drags at points and could have probably shaved 20 minutes off with little effect. There was a pretty big plot point that was played off as a...
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    2026 Winter Olympics!

    Hey, I'm the make bad decisions and still have everything work out guy, not the cheater guy! Although I guess it does seem like that guy made some bad decisions and is trying to make it work out... fuck. Fiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeee
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    Any admins/other people in the know want to do some interviews

    You have to be careful about staring into the void, sometimes the void stares back....
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Man, on the parallel parking thing... I don't think there's a single place in the town I live and where you have to parallel park. However, I work one town over and have to parallel park multiple times a day. So over the last decade, I feel like I've gotten pretty phenomenal in my ability to...
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    God damn that was an annoying Christmas. Years ago my dad asked me about Bitcoin, and I told him about my position in it - not something I would do with anyone else in the family, but my dads good people. Well, the last couple of years his brain is starting to drift a bit, and apparently on...
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    Pluribus

    I describe it as "Karen: the movie". The main character is basically the worst. Still digging the show. I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad that the Hive is doing the most obvious option though.
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    Pluribus

    I believe there to be people there. Correct me if I am wrong but they simply say "They need some space" and she see's a large amount of people leaving town. That does not mean there are not still thousands of people remaining and just staying out of sight for fear of what Carol might do. She...
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    Pluribus

    He didn't sail because he doesn't own a boat and won't do anything he doesn't think is moral (like theft). He thinks the whole world is aliens or something and yet he's still leaving money every time he takes gas because its the right thing to do. And yes, I 100% expect him to be fully...
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    Pluribus

    Not if you define harm strictly as physical damage.
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    Pluribus

    Someone earlier asked if it's shown any babies yet. In the first episode there is a baby in a carrier that almost gets knocked off the hospital counter. Carol catches it and we see her look inside and be horrified - presumably because the baby is also seizuring out. So it's implied it's effected...
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    Yeah, I was pretty thrilled to buy a chunk right at 90,000 yesterday, and bought another chunk at 88 this morning. I'd be just fine to buy some more tomorrow if it keeps going down.
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    Shelby Oaks (2025)

    Yeah, was a big fan of Stuckmans until he swapped his Youtube format from "I review movies" to "I only review movies I think are good and also use this platform like therapy. Here's a video about how I'm Pansexual and my wife supports me." Cool bro, I don't give a shit, review movies.
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    If it could drop another 5, 10, or even 20 thousand in the next 3 days I would really appreciate it. I have some money becoming fluid on Wed and would love to buy while its under 100k.
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    Halloween 2021

    Yeah, last year I was answering the door and holding out a tub of candy and telling kids to take a handful. Had no issues until the very end of the night. One of the last groups was 4-5 native kids who all live on the corner. I held it out and said "Everybody grab a handful" like I had with...
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    Dating

    Haha yeah, I mean I both have a horror story and a success story from what was effectively a Renaissance faire. I did try to hook up with a super repulsive ham beast when I was very low. I say try because I was literally so disgusted that I could not get aroused and basically just had to tell...
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    Home buying thread

    Man, went outside last night and my next door neighbors were putting a for sale sign in their front yard. They are like 80+ years old and just need to go to assisted living. They are asking $400,000 which is probably fair or near fair. My wife immediately went into "What if we bought it"...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    You guys don't think he's going to do the 18th floor? correct me if I'm wrong but there's a chapter at the end of every book about the pineapple cabaret, and I thought that was the 18th floor. I just assumed all the internal stuff we're hearing about in each of those chapters is building in...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That dudes hunting, he'll spring up and snatch a bird out of the air when he gets the chance. A couple of years ago my wife befriended 3 neighborhood roadrunners, they would come up and eat out of her hand, and even walk into our house if we left the backdoor open. The first time we watched one...
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    The Naked Gun (2025)

    I mean, depends on where you live and all that Jazz too. I went and saw this Friday night at 6:20 (so I assume that's not matinee) and tickets were $9.25 each in Laughlin Nevada. Large Drink and popcorn combo was $17. So, all in it was less than $80 for my family of 4, a Large popcorn, Large...
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    RL Picture Thread

    Haha dude, its my fucking curse and I passed it down to my kids. I'm always fucking smiling, I've had multiple jobs where people have started calling me "smiley", which is not a nickname I encourage or want. I genuinely think its just a defense mechanism from a rough childhood, but it has served...
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    RL Picture Thread

    Yeah, I think its called the Blue Bayou or something like that. Fun story, when I was around 20 I went on a blind date with some super spooky goth girl, and I made some joke like "I didn't know I was going on a date with a Disney princess!" or something like that, just because she was basically...
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    RL Picture Thread

    https://maps.app.goo.gl/uuBjf2D6JvcucFtM7
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    7 Days to Die

    Yeah, I'm a huge fan of overhaul mods with this game. So many great ideas in those. I remember watching a video with the creators where someone asked about a feature or Darkness Falls or some other mod and they said "We never touch mods, don't even know what you are talking about. We don't care...
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    RL Picture Thread

    Yeah, I really wanted to take my kids to Disney World at some point, because I had really wanted to go as a kid and it never happened. Looked into it a few years ago and holy fucking shit is that an expensive trip. We ended up going to Hawaii for a week instead and probably spend 1/3 the money 3...
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    Home buying thread

    My first house was built in 2006, sold in 2007 for $311,000 and foreclosed a few months later. I bought it in 2008 from the bank for $118,000 which was kind of a steal (3 bedroom, 2 car, 1600sqft). We lived in it for 12 years, and sold it in 2020 for $167,000. I just checked Zillow and it...
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    RL Picture Thread

    Here's me and the fam doing our summer trip last month, it's probably been about 10 years since I've posted a photo on here ehh? Fun fact - This is the most expensive dinner I've ever purchased.