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  1. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Half a lifetime ago. Le sigh.
  2. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "The dude" next to me is my ex-girlfriend, whom I stay with when I'm in Prescott, and yes, she's Slash. Here's what she looks like when she is not Slash ya mong. And yeah, the party started at 7, we took a couple pictures right after we got dressed up, around 6ish, before the party...
  3. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think we would have to get about 80 more posts in before we could claim worse than the homeschooling, derail, but point taken, I'll stop.
  4. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    British Sketch Comedy show, originally 3 stage shows, then made into a radio series, and finally into a 3 season tv show. It did air in the Us, albeit heavily edited versions of the episodes to fit Cartoon Networks Adult Swim time blocks.
  5. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not a Juggalo, I am not down with the Great Milenko. Woop Woop. Color me dissapointed that not one of you have guessed correctly. What kind of nerds are you supposed to be?
  6. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    More obscure. Technically the hat should be on fire.
  7. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ehhh, I've got no defense. Yes, I don't typically find that I have much in common with people my age and up. They want to talk politics, finances, and world events. I don't watch news on television, or read about it in any medium, nor do I have any interest in it. I don't like sports, so...
  8. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I won't ever remarry, but I do like being in a relationship. I'm a huge fan of sex, and all the lovey stuff that comes with it. So when I say prospects, I mean to date / be intimate with.
  9. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey, thanks Deathwing. Yeah, when I told my co-worker I was going to go have a blind date with a 21 year old, he laughed and said "It's going to be funny when she turns out to be more of an adult than you." or something along those lines. I also had a massive talk with my Ex-wife the other...
  10. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hahahaha, I didn't even think of that. Nope, she suggested the place, technically it was a frozen yogurt place, because she works at one of the owners other businesses in town. I imagine she chose the place based on (I know everyone who works here, so there's very little chance of me being...
  11. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Neither as far as I'm aware. I sent the girl a Facebook message saying "Hey, I still owe you a drink from the other night, if you'd like to go out sometime I'd be thrilled. If not, no worries, I'll just get you the next time I randomly see you!" and she replied with "Thanks, I just got out of...
  12. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or, you know, I was joking. :P
  13. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    PM me her cell, I'll tell her, and arrange a time and place to handle the situation. I assume she's batshit crazy, I'm only doing this if it's going to make headlines.
  14. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Agreed. That's rough.
  15. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, that's pretty much the impression I got as well. Sucks, because he is a really nice dude, and he knows a ton of people, so on top of being a cool guy to hang out with, he's a great guy to know socially. He is at a disadvantage though due to his weight, he's a big guy, like a circular...
  16. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nope, my Ex hasn't said anything about money at all, in fact, I stopped by last weekend to get my son's school shoe's, and we ended up hanging out and chatting for like 2 hours. We're doing really well as far as just being friends goes. She hasn't done a single thing since that day that's made...
  17. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Again, to be fair, I don't post about all the times nothing happens (you know, 90% of the time), or the times I make the smart choice, which admittedly is only about half the time. You have to take chances sometimes!
  18. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, the shorter form is this. A few weeks ago I went out with a couple of friends and was drinking fairly heavily. I was introduced to a girl and her husband, and they ended up hanging out with us. The next day, the girl added me on Facebook. Cut to an Oktoberfest party a few weeks ago...
  19. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I slept with a girl on the 1st, it was a whole big ordeal, and started some drama. It was my fault for being dumb, and knew coming and posting it was just going to instigate mockery and insults, and I was feeling shitty enough without it. Fuck it, I've got to run and fix a printer issue...
  20. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I like to think that the fact I stopped posting killed the thread, but then again, I'm a huge narcissist.
  21. Onoes

    The Pillow Thread

    I went through pillows for 2 years, tried like 12 different pillows that all had me waking up stiff and sore. I'm exclusively a side sleeper. Finally found this thing- Amazon.com - Organic Buckwheat Pillow - Japanese Size (14) - Hypoallergenic Pillows They have a full size version as...
  22. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In AZ there is a child support doc where you put the man's income, and the ladies income, and then select amount of time with kids (there are only 3 options there by the way, more time with mother, more time with father, and essentially equal). Since we have essentially equal selected, child...
  23. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    sorry I'm out of town right now, and I've been drinking most of the night, wine with friends, and I'm typing this on my cell phone. So cut me some slack for the probably shitty text response here. okay so yeah, the agreement that we had, what's on the books with the court and everything, is...
  24. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Had a little encounter with the ex wife tonight. She stopped by to drop off some swim stuff for the kids she borrowed, and I let her know I had transferred all of next months expenses and child support into her account today. She told me she was talking with a friend, and its crazy how much he...
  25. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was fine. Not that I disagree entirely, but yeah, some of us are fine. I would still offer to take him out somewhere, definitely one on one. If he says no though, drop it.
  26. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why not go to a dollar store and buy a pile of pregnancy strips for $5? Those things are pretty much spot on. Have her pee on a pile of them if she likes. That should clear up any maybe's.
  27. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    P.s. The rich out of state girl I've been talking to daily since 4th of July suddenly dropped off the face of the earth Tuesday. I sent a text Tues, and Wed with no response, which was weird. I decided I should probably just wait and not appear desperate or needy? Well, after nothing from...
  28. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm shocked at the reactions here. I really am, even finding the right words is difficult. I'm just really bad at judging how our community is going to react to things I guess. I post that I met a single mom who's a freak in the sack and get 4 or 5 pages about how I need to not get attached...
  29. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I completely agree with you, I'm just very limited in options. I'm in a weird spot. The town I live in is basically all retiree's and losers. Thats my honest evaluation of it. There is an elite circle of people here who are the doctors and lawyers or own all of the business, but we are...
  30. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A.) You don't know my friends, most of them are pity cases. When you are in your 30's or 40's and live with your parents and have a part time minimum wage job (or no job), you are a pity case in my book. I'm fairly certain none of them see me as a condescending asshole when I invite them out...
  31. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    See, that's kind of the mentality I'm talking about. If you are going out in the first place, we can assume you like the people you are going out with, otherwise why are you going out? So, lets assume at this point you are going out with friends. Lets then assume you do this maybe once a...
  32. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It seems like I can break down everyone I know into three main types of people when it comes to finances. Poor people who will always be poor because they spend ever cent as soon as they get it on whatever. People doing fairly well who will never be rich because they don't mind spending...
  33. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yup, I have no comment on fiction or denim. Nothing new or exciting in my life. Went on my big trip, had no luck with woman the entire time. Came back and went drinking with some friends last week, and 2 not very attractive ladies hung on me all night. At 3 a.m. I went home with one of...
  34. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yup. Gross.
  35. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Back from my 2 week traveling vacation. Not a single hook up. Depressing. Also, catching up on this thread was equally uneventful.
  36. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, getting a vasectomy was the equivalent of donating blood. Seriously, man up.
  37. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You say that like it's a bad thing. *heads out the door to get a Black Flag tattoo*
  38. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's not like he's wrong. She probably is fucking amazing and great. He's going to marry her and it's going to be awesome. And then, after a few years, or 10, or 20, it's going to be not as awesome. Eventually it will be more bad than good. That's the way this thing works.
  39. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Since it's such a "not a big deal" event, why not have a symbolic wedding. No legal documents.
  40. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's funny because last night she posted on Facebook "There's plenty of fish in the sea... I must be using the wrong hooks!" And I really wanted to type "Maybe try a net, your hooks are sharp as shit." but I didn't. You know, out of a healthy fear.