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  1. Onoes

    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Teenage girls and gay dudes? Sounds like this is going to be an interesting year. Also, I'm working on the weight Kuriin! Down 26 pounds from January 1st. So, don't worry bro, I'll make myself pretty enough for you, just wait for it. <3 Gay.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    I turn 35 in November. As for the hair and the piercings, it's for the attention. Granted this will bring unwanted attention as well, but I don't mind dealing with that, when a byproduct is that lots of wanted attention is also given. As an example - Me at Christmas, basically 6 months...
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    No smoking and dental hygiene I guess? As for me attracting crazy, I just cut the hair Wednesday, and had all 8 piercings put in Sunday, so you can't really blame that. Will I attract crazies now? Probably more likely, but that's kind of the point, I'm not looking for marriage, I'm looking...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I left the crazy girls number in my phone, because if she called I wanted to see who it was so that I wouldn't answer, as opposed to picking up and being put in the situation of having to either hang up on her or talk to her. I figured either of those situations could be bad, so just leave it...
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    So, I'm going to be traveling around, mostly for fun, although I have some work stuff to do in Atlanta. A couple of people mentioned getting together the next time I was in Phoenix anyway, so I thought I would see if any Rerollers wanted to catch up for a drink or to otherwise entertain me on...
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    WTF was in the lays potato chip bag....

    Baby Headcrab?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This was my marriage. Everyone except my very close friends were incredibly shocked. The amount of "But you guys are the absolute best couple I've ever seen" was off the charts. Just because two people get along well in groups, does not in any way reflect their internal states.
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    This forum has turned to shit

    Toodles.
  9. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Exactly. McCheeses post just made me yell out "WHY".
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have a big Straight Edge tattoo on my back, never planned on messing with anything mind altering, and didn't try a drink until I was 26. At 34, I find I quiet like drinking socially. /shrug, people change.
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    Hex: Shards of Fate TCG - Set 7: Frostheart 6/29/17

    You sent me one before, but it wasn't letting me redeem it last I tried (probably a month ago), I'll try again tonight. If it still doesn't work, and you aren't swamped with people wanting them, I wouldn't mind trying another. /shrug Either way though, not a huge deal! EDIT: Yup, I still...
  12. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My apologies for implying your wives were bang maids :P I was mainly going off of Eomer's earlier post, where it seemed to me her purpose was to serve him, and then wait patiently for him to be ready for his massage and sex, while he did nothing but pay for things and then whatever HE wanted...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seems to me like the only guys with no complaints are the ones that have a bang maid. My duties include- Pay X dollars a month to support my/her needs Her duties- Cook Clean Leave me alone generally Offer sex when wanted Thats what I seem to get out of the guys who have is "so...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Throughout the whole "buying a car" fiasco, and all of these insane exploits, I've been very open and honest, and made sure to include anything from me. If its a shallow thing to say then so be it, but I don't think I am a dick or a jerk. I tend to treat people better than I am treated, and...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's funny because I was just thinking about this. Texting is so easy, and I feel like I'm good at it (aka smooth), but I'm wondering if its hurting me in the long run. With the crazy girl it was non stop, 24/7 texting. Even when I was asleep, I would wake up to 18 missed texts every day. At...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nope, it had slowed down a few years before that. When we first met, really probably the first 3 years of marriage, she wanted sex every day, it was always very traditional sex, and all about her, but she wanted it all the time at least. When she got pregnant with my second son is when sex...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That was always the biggest issue we had. She spent all the money, I barely spent any, yet it was a massive issue when I wanted to buy something bigger. I wanted to do separate bank accounts, she was super against this, since we are a couple and yada yada. I finally lucked out about 3 years...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was going to say the same thing. My ex did this all the time. I would be reading, or screwing around online while she watched a tv show, when that ended, she would get up and be motivated to "get stuff done". Would constantly ask me to help, so I would, and then I would go back to what I...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No one died, the end.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And Julian, Thursday night I went out drinking with friends, ended up at a different bar with some random guy I went to high school with about 1am. He invited me out to the back patio of this place where he was drinking with friends. I go out back, its 7 girls and him. 3 were smoking hot, 4...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've had a busy week! As I caught up on all the pages I was behind on (from like 2 days afk) I wanted to comment like crazy, but every discussion was past. My bad. Also I pre-cum like a leaky faucet. I've had several girls tell me that they've never seen anyone cum some much, and one who...
  22. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you have any voyeur fantasies Julian, here is your opportunity. Go open your blinds, and just stand in your window and stroke that thing. Maybe she's out there. Give the girl a show. Everyone wins!
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    What did your parents do?

    My dad was a traveling high voltage lineman, about 25 years ago went to work at the Ford proving grounds as the company electrician and maintenance man. The plant was bought out by Chevy maybe 10 years ago, and he retired. About a year later they called him and asked him to come back as the...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    You are a beautiful man. Thanks for motivating me to work harder at this shit. also, /endgay
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Julian, you are literally in the exact same situation I was just in. 100% the same. Once she stops it will be radio silence for a few days, followed with kind and sweet apologies for being so crazy. Continue to ignore. Man, this makes me feel so much better. Mine was so crazy I felt like...
  26. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wel, this is working out well. Every new story here makes me look a little less dumb. I know you've already realized you were in the wrong, but yeah, its the little shit that people notice. The little shit is easy to do. Do the little shit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was just there a couple weeks ago. I'll spend one of my weekends up there in July as well, I'd be down to hang with whatever Rerolled folks are around for sure. The irony when I survive all the lady drama, only to be killed by one of you is just too tempting. I'll look at a calendar and...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shit. I'm 35 in November. All downhill from here.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    See, I told you guys my shit was under control, what the hell is this maniac doing? :P
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also, Julian, what are you going to name the child when it comes?
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Could I get some advice? I used all my stones on the last Godfest, and now I have a bunch of big guys, but I'd like some help with what to actually use, what to level up, etc. GODS- Gods of the Hunt, Umisachi&Yamasachi - lvl 68 Incarnation of Genbu, Meimei - lvl 30 Amaterasu Ohkami - lvl...
  32. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, went out with a friend to a wine bar tonight and had a great time. From 7pm-11:30pm we sat outside and drank and talked. About 30 minutes in, a former student of the guy I was with (he's a teacher) came over and sat with us. 15 minutes later, 3 amazing looking girls joined him/us. I...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah Phoenix, it's Supai. It's a small native village at the bottom of a canyon. It's basically a 3rd world country down there. Every few years it floods, and everyone evacuates, and then moves back in when the water goes down, moves back into houses full of mud and shit. Nice hike, the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Although it looks more like this in real life. Fucking AZ sun bleaching everything.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey, I work right by that! Supai, AZ
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hahhaha, Julian, the whole time I was reading your story I was going "There's no way he's in AZ right? Because, this sounds exactly like crazy email girl I was with." Until I got to the job and no kids aspect of the story. Fucking fantastic man, enjoy the shit out of that, I know I did!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wasn't me! On a side note, went to Comicon Phoenix today. Apparently, I need to find a nerd girl. I was not expecting to be attracted to 90% of the female attendees, but holy shit. Very fun day.
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    Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    Loved it. 9\10 for the type of movie for sure. I have no real complaints.
  39. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And yeah, I agree that it sounds (and I'm sure my own experience colors my vision here) that Chaos is in the same boat as I was. It's not that you don't love the other person, or that you MUST have sex, its the feeling of insecurity that keeps building when they clearly just don't desire you...
  40. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not even a little homo? Where am I supposed to get my next adventure started if not with you? :P