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Hey, people start wondering if I've been killed if I don't alert you guys. :P

Well Master, if you ever need a break, I'm available to fill in for you. Literally.

Thanks for your concern Noodle, I started to hop in yesterday but didn't want to derail the problems with conceiving conversation. Nothing crazy exciting. We had a bunch of sex. Nothing weird, it was super good. She's a fucking athlete though, its weird holding a girl and she's just solid...

What Khane said.

When did I say I didn't want to attract crazy? Let me be perfectly clear, I'd like to have casual sex with semi wild girls. I'd like a girl who mid fuck pulls me out of her pussy and starts sucking my dick, because she just had to taste us. I'd like a girl who tries to deep throat me, and...

Down to 187, still have a belly and man boobs, but I'm working on it ever so slowly. I started at 218 on Jan 1st, so I'm 31 pounds down, almost exclusively from dropping soda and watching meal size. And yeah, I know I open myself up for criticism when I'm this honest, but I'll still defend...

All correct, and yeah, I understand I'm a big dopey kid in a man's body. Most people assume I'm maybe mid twenties or so. Every time I talk to someone on the phone and then meet them in real life they are surprised, as apparently I sound like a respectable adult man on the phone, and then a...

I agree with everything you say there sir.

Yeah, I've Skyped with her for a few hours at this point, and I'm spending the weekend with her, we'll see what happens. Like you said, her crazy isn't obvious, so it is a lot easier to be comfortable there. And yeah, here's me right now at work with a hat on. Nothing crazy about it...

Ouch guys. Ouch.

Well holy shit, that went well. Talked to her on Facebook, she basically apologised, said she knows she's intense and just kind of assumed I could handle it. Said she noticed I was tense as hell this morning and figured she had "thrown me off", whatever that means. I said great, thanks for...

This is the like the third girl since I cut my hair, and the first two were fine (although number 2 was the make out no sex girl - who I'm seeing again this weekend. I like her, she seems fine.) and the other was just casual sex a few times and then she got back with an x, but it was pretty...

Of all my fucking stories here, this is the first time I'm actually nervous about the girl being an insane person. Fuck, fucking, fuck.

Advice time. So, last night I had a friend who is a photographer call me and ask if I wanted to help with a Boudoir shoot. Since this would mean getting to hang out with naked girls, I was fully on board. I went to the shoot and all was well. There was some drinking involved as well...

Fuck Ravvenn, Marry Millie, Kill Furor Me - Hitler - Me

I'm not in love. Just got out of the shower and headed to another girls house for a nightcap. I'm planning on seeing the good girl again, but a friend just introduced me to a bad one, and I'm going to see her first. I'm not going to say a lot of what you guys are saying is wrong, because as...

She did mention she wanted to move in, clean my house, raise my children, and satisfy my every sexual want. Shit, was that a red flag?

/shrug, I asked why she was on tinder and she said she told me that at her 4th of July party her brother was using it, she asked what it was, and he said a dating thing and showed her, so she installed it. That was the night I talked to her on it. She went back to Cali the next day and got...

Yea yeah. I mean, I wasn't expecting sex. If I had got there and hadn't liked her, I would have found a way to take off early. I mean, I definitely wasn't expecting a night of 16 year old making out either. I figured A.) it wasn't going to work out and maybe I would go see a movie alone, or...

Your comment about how 9 times out of 10 when a girl says she doesn't want sex she wants you to take control. 1 time out of 10 she doesn't, she just doesn't have sex with dudes she just met. This is based on your science fact statistic. What i'm saying is, if a girl doesn't want to fuck me...

And the other 1 time out of ten you get to be a rapist! Totally worth it. It's fine, I had a nice night /shrug And nah Gravy, her body was just definitely her best feature. Her face isn't amazing, but its good, really nice teeth, which is a big thing to me.

Hahahaha, man, got back from my Tinder date this morning and this is perfect. So, I said she was driving a couple hundred miles to meet me right? Well, her family owns a s vacation home in Lake Havasu, about an hour from me, so thats where she went. I drove the hour and met her at the door...

Kiss = sex. Girls bro.

Joined Tinder. Matched with and talked to a girl 4th of July who was in a neighboring town. Found out the next day she lives a couple hundred miles away. Kept talking to her anyway. She is driving all day tomorrow to go on a date/spend the night with me. I'm excited, and hope its not a...

This is insane.

Hooray for SCIENCE!

Man, I would be the best house husband ever. You can always tell a Milford man.

I'm not sure what impact I should be worried about? I'm pretty sure my actions as a human being are mostly what will be rubbing off on them, and I feel confident in my ability to manage that department. What exactly are your concerns? The fantastic quality of life I provide them? The...

I shrugged and nodded.

Pretty sure I could show up in a giant pink bunny costume and my kids would love it, so, pretty much the same reaction.

I wish I enjoyed some form of physical exercise. All my weight lost is just having a better diet so far. I have no strength at all, and a gut still. I'm trying to get into some kind of daily activity, but its all hard, shitty, and not fun. Bleh.

It's only a 3 hour drive for me, so it's not really a trip. My mom asked if I could put in recessed lighting for her after seeing what I did in my house, I said no problem. So that's the reason for the trip, thought I would try to have fun while I was there as well.

Well, its several things I think. I mean, yes, the driving factor is to have sex, undisputedly. Why didn't I do it before? Having full control of what I eat and portion sizes helps, as well as having full control of what's in the house (no one is buying ice cream and cookies for example)...

Which technically means I fit the criteria of banging Noodles sister, but knowing his murderous rages now, think I'll pass. :P Unless she's cute, then I'll risk it. Pics.

IT Director. I've reached the pinnacle of my career, probably.

And because thats probably going to spark up the whole name debate again, let me head it off with- How many people know your middle name? Almost no one? Yeah, so why not have fun with it. If that still doesn't work for you, well, suck a dick? :P

My name is Mikel Supercool Allen. My sons are Conrad Awesome Allen, and Max Awesome Allen. They're adorable.

I have 5. I do plan on full sleeves though, so there's that.

Nope, teenage girls still love the Jurassic park truck. I have a 16 and an 18 year old sister, and I've let them borrow it to impress their friends. So, I should be solid on that front too. :P