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Firemen are called to a burning pub. They drag out an Irishman and ask him how the fire started. "I don't know." He says, "It was on fire when I went in there.

You do not have to be addicted to those things to enjoy them. I mean, yeah if we're talking about living in vegas, but it sounded like he was just there.

Fuck yeah, the season is saved! Glad i didn't sell those superb owl tickets yet.

I read the thread. General consensus is that its like your mom at a truck stop.

Looks kinda like he's the one straight BJJ practicioner.

Too bad it sucked, I generally like half animation, half live action shows. I will probably try it out anyway.

I love a good homer broadcast team.

Is it Kween of War and cage's character is now a black lesbian?

I'm not positive I watched lord of war. I think I did, but the fact that I can't remember for sure says a lot about how good it wasn't. I do remember watching Ghost Rider in the theater and thinking "That God cage didn't ruin this movie too".

If you can figure out how to unplug him, I found a video online showing how to plug a dog. It should work on a rabid dog fucker too.

Apparently amod needs to be reminded But also, it looks like I either missed or forgot about a flame out. I'll go look up this @tritonas charachater.

Bro. The back foot went because the front foot slipped. He had moved it so far back after getting rocked that it was going on it's own if he hadn't moved the front foot back. You're trying to say there had to be ice cubes under both feet. I'm just saying it could have been one. But in...

That heavyweight fight about halfway in. ::Chef's Kiss:: I realize no one wants to watch them because they are disgusting, but that one bitch turning and running away is exactly why I like to see a heavyweight women's fight once in a while. You can't stay a HW as a female if you do any kinda...

The video he posted is gone, I assume this is what they're talking about. It was definitely just that one leg. The X video has more angles and you can see he stepped back to brace after he got rocked hard, then brought the lead leg back and it slipped. But what is less obvious in the video is...

a suicidal alcoholic who moves to vegas to drink himself to death. You're not refuting the claim that he just plays himself in every movie.

he clearly found himself in a chad powers situation. If he had scored, someone would have told the entire world he's really eli manning in a mask.

Fuck. That's a good question. Militaries definitely use dogs. If they are considered equipment, I don't see why that wouldn't make them an arm. Sure you could argue fatigues are equipment but not arms, but I would counter with 'they don't use their pants to attack enemies'. On the other...

I'd never heard of cade skywalker. But he was 130 years after the original trilogy so I'm for it. If they want a clean slate to work with that's what they should have done from the start instead of shitting all over the EU and the new republic Leia and Mon Mothma built.

Which fucking movies are you watching? He is not the only redeemable part of any movie anywhere. The only good cage movies are Raising Arizona (which was good despite him) and Ghost Rider (in which he was mostly CGI) I looked through his filmography and Windtalkers and Matchstick men weren't...

Owned. Yes, I'm a guy with pit experience. Put mine down after about a year the first time he attacked another dog.

And it was dumb looking. If you're going to get flagged for simulated restroom use, at least pretend to take a dump. Grab a magazine and thumb through it.

To be clear, that PI was a makeup call for the one that gave the ravens a TD when the wide receiver lowered his head and knocked the CB down like a billy goat. But you're right, they were able turn it into a TD and we weren't. Just the same, I'd rather there have been no bullshit PI calls at all.

Man, Cam went down like a sack of potatoes. Did he get a concussion on that play?

I like the way you gave your stalker some personal info he can jerk off too while not giving him any specifics about your whereabouts. Well done.

Oh come the fuck on. He was taken #3 in the draft. Yes someone was saying he was going to be a good NFL QB you fucking retard.

I think the phrase you're looking for is a DDOS script written by a woman.

I just found out I'm not as fat as I thought I was. Comparatively speaking.

I have tried saying it was something I saw in a porno. But she thinks things that happen in porn is all camera tricks so I haven't gotten much traction. It's not like I'm asking her to grab the ceiling fan and spin around on my dick. Just, you know, suck on the balls a little more. Finger my...

Don't I know it. I have tried so many times to bring up exes to my wife because I liked a thing they did. Shut the absolute fuck down immediately every time. I don't understand why she doesn't want to learn how to do a thing i like. Fucking nuts. If she gives me notes, I pull out a pen...

They used to have mike mccarthy as a coach. How is this the first time in their lives?

Lawd Jebus! So the jets will ruin 3 promising careers next year and be broke for the next decade? Can't wait to rub this in bubbles's face.

Oh lets enjoy his best scene ever together

I'm probably going to watch it but that's the worst fucking madden impersonation I've ever heard. Cage is such a shitty actor.

Someone save me a google search and give me the TLDR on what theranos was promising to do.

and the jets still couldn't beat them? @Bubbles , care to comment?

Reminds me of the time we had an anonymous survey and as soon as I finished I got an email thanking me for finishing it. I don't think they understand what I'm looking for in "Anonymity" Pic related

Here's the last time you posted it. They're a little more clear on the timeline. Kid died sept 4th last year. Also, the original article said he died from blunt force trauma and had 180 abrasions. Apparently the pit bull broke into the coroners office and turned those abrasions into bites...

That was posted in this thread already. But it's also not a pit. First clue is 180 bites. Pits bite once and never let go. Second clue is the picture of the dog with no pit bull features. Wait, I just checked the article for a date and they are claiming it happened sept 4 2026. Bullshit...