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Fuck Boston. In all the holes.

My brother in law and his wife have two dogs they refer to as their kids. They are insistent they spend as much time on their dogs development as we spend on our kids. Last time they said that to me I replied with something like "Really? Too bad they can't learn to read. Or drive. Or apply to...

I went to Popeye's today, and got a spicy tenders basket with mac and cheese. It was actually pretty good. I was surprised.

Bah. I should stop watching.

I think the Blues deserve it. Prove me wrong.

You should live in Wisconsin. Wis. woman arrested after mowing lawn topless

Rask is making Jesus sad.

I fucking hate Boston, but this series is obviously over. It's too bad, not just because I hate Boston, but because they're likely going to sweep it, and I want long series for more hockey! I'm pulling hard for the Blues now. If not the Blues, anyone but Boston. Sorry Boston fans. You've had...

So what if the plants of the earth are just feeding us oxygen so we'll grow old and die and then become fertilizer for them? Are plants farming us?

I've never watched an episode. Can someone give me a tldr version so I can interact with society right now?

If you're not looking for long term, get this: Ainfox 8' x 6' Steel Storage Shed, Gray - Walmart.com Super cheap, but will last as long as you want it to. As far as preparing a base for it, do it with these...

45 now. No granbabies.

Fuck you, man. Honestly, that was our secret.

Building your own isn't hard, and it's not expensive. On the other hand, getting a prebuilt one delivered and set up is even easier, and if something goes wrong, you can bitch at someone else to come and fix it. Really, there's no bad option here.

Whatever you say.

How in the hell was that a Boston power play? That's absolute bullshit, giving Boston another goal after the linesman keeps the puck onside for their first goal. Wow, guys. Outstanding.

Congrats Dad!

Exactly this.

Put in heated flooring in my master bath, along with a towel heater. Get out of bed on a freezing morning, step into the bathroom and instantly feel completely warm. Have the heated floor on a timer, so it gets warm before I get up. Sit on the can with warm feet, everything feels warm. Put the...

The planet is overpopulated. This might actually be an excellent solution both to transportation issues and overpopulation. The smart ones won't be the ones getting decapitated.

Worried about my teenagers now...

What the hell kind of place do you teach at?

And now I'm going to ban the neighbour kids forever. Nah, I hear what you're saying. And I trust my kids. But I don't trust other kids, and I'm not allowed to smack them.

We have some of the same shit happening here. The neighbour girls are interested in spending time in the tree house with my two youngest, 11 and 14 year old boys. They are three girls, 15, 13, and 10. We're monitoring the situation...

This reminds me a lot of my wife.

@AngryGerbil is speaking with a great deal of maturity and is being very open to all perspectives. I salute your discourse in this thread, and I think @Vanessa should reward you with tits.

Yup. Refs deciding it. Holy crap, game not decided on skill or what is right, but bullshit the refs decide. I guarantee Toronto is going to discipline after that shit. Edit: also, if Boston ends up winning, I'll likely mail a box of shit to them. Or perhaps I'll hire someone to throw it during...

He doesn't realize the stone isn't supposed to be eaten with the pizza.