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  1. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    @Vanessa does this seem correct?
  2. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    I'm entirely happy and satisfied with my wife. Sorry you have to project. I'm sure you can find someone to ram your ass, though. Keep trying. You're special!
  3. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

  4. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

  5. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    The Jimmy John's closest to me closed because it was terrible. Their bread was always hard. Their tomatoes were always mush. Nothing was good.
  6. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I gotta tell you guys, even though I fear judgement, I eat at Subway about twice a month. It's right next to the rink, and when the kids are done with hockey, it's an easy meal. We all have our favourites. The bread is no where near as bad as you guys are saying. Compare Subway's bread to...
  7. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

  8. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    When Foler is your bro, you know there's trouble.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    I've never seen you before. But enjoy yourself getting shut down by Vanessa.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm in day two of a migraine. Fuck everything.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Hey Jasker,
  12. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Look in the mirror and see if this resonates:
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yikes. There is so much wrong with that. I don't think I could live with the plumbing, I'd constantly be worrying it would leak. I surely couldn't get into that shower every day and look at that tile work. And with all those uneven seams I'd worry about water getting behind the tiles every time...
  14. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Upload the video, I promise we'll be objective. And get about 600 USD ready.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    You guys should get some breckfast.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Jeeze. Shut up guys.
  17. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Anderson: allowed 9 goals in 4 periods. Yes, let's keep him in net when we have a superb back-up goalie. Toronto: Disappointing fans for 52 years.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Bitches are more aware of caulk issues than you give them credit for. In all seriousness, if the agent can say "no caulk and no mildew" about all your bathroom fixtures, it helps a lot.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    But they are easy to clean, never leak, and stay pristine forever. And I don't think they're so ugly. I'm going to soon to my master bath over. It has a big shower, I'm going to open the wall to get a one piece shower stall in there, too. It's totally worth it. And when you want to resell the...
  20. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Had to open the wall. It fit through the front door and up the stairs, but had to open the bathroom wall to get it in there. Not a big deal, a little drywall work in order to never have caulking in the shower? Easy trade off.
  21. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    What in the mother fucker? Please, Toronto, get Anderson out of the net. For fuck sake, he's let in something like 7 goals in 4 periods. He's damaged in some way. Blowing a 2-0 lead in 9 minutes. Toronto HAS to win this game. I'll say it again: as long as Anderson is the main net minder...
  22. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    That's why you spend the money and get one of these one-piece things.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Like I said, yearly work with silicone. Pain. In. The. Ass.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    *must not make inappropriate joke, must not make inappropriate joke....
  25. lurkingdirk

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    No. I don't believe I'm capable of killing a person. What's the weirdest place you've ever jerked off?
  26. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, I'd be furious with that. To the point of taking it out and redoing it. That's crap. You're going to spend time ripping out and applying new silicone every year to prevent leaking and mildew issues. But please post a wider angle picture. Maybe we're over reacting.
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    What is that from?
  28. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Montreal got shit done tonight, but they're still chasing the last playoff spot. I'd like to see them get the chance in the playoffs.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Does she have a good looking friend she's really close to? Now may be the time...
  30. lurkingdirk

    What tickles your pickle

    Don't you work from home?
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Why am I laughing so much at this? It's funny.
  32. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Fuck fuckity fuck. Toronto won't win with Anderson. Ever. What a waste. They outplayed the Rangers like crazy. Anderson couldn't handle the few shots he got.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Show her your watches. That's sure to do it.
  34. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Toronto is not going to win anything with Anderson in goal. Holy shit, keep the shots to four in the second period, but then he lets on in 19 seconds in the third. What in the actual fuck? Toronto is playing so much better than the Rangers, but they're losing by one because of Anderson. And now...
  35. lurkingdirk

    How much money do you make?

    An upset faggot, though.
  36. lurkingdirk

    How much money do you make?

    mcdj22 seems upset.
  37. lurkingdirk

    How much money do you make?

    He's also alleging that a woman has touched his penis. The story gets pretty thin when you think about it.