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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    She is ridiculously hot.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Aston Martin. I love their designs. What's your absolute favourite meal?
  3. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    We actually did a little ceremony for each of the kids. They took all their pacifiers, held them tight for a moment, and then put them in the trash. We talked about it for two weeks prior to it happening. Once that happened, there was a pretty smooth transition to no more pacifiers. Sounds...
  4. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    WTF is up with Montreal? They're currently out of playoff contention. They've had a mostly decent season, but they just can't seem to connect in the front three on any line.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm 45 and haven't had ball enlargement. What should I expect for the future?
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    How much money do you make?

    Okay. I'm going to let professionals take a look at my calculations to make sure I'm not violating any laws in a volatile trade situation right now. That's not a waste of money, by the way.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How's your penis?
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Nobody cares about a car you don't own.
  9. lurkingdirk

    How much money do you make?

    I do business on three continents. Does that warrant having a professional look at them?
  10. lurkingdirk

    How much money do you make?

    So in a related to this thread question, how many people hire out their taxes? How many do their taxes themselves? It seems the higher the income the more likely it is someone else does their taxes. I do my own, but send them to my lawyer to finalize them. Where does that put me on the scale?
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    It'd be way more expensive and likely not look as good. Get pressure treated wood, and have someone who isn't an idiot build it. The top decorative part isn't under any pressure, so warping should be at a minimum if you get good lumber.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    How much money do you make?

    @Vanessa check this out.
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    How much money do you make?

    I hear this and understand it. Home owning is not for everyone. One example I like to give to people are former neighbours of mine (different city from where I live now). They bought their house, but didn't do any maintenance themselves. Anything they needed to do they saved up for and hired it...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The closest I get to fast food fish is fish and chips in a sit down place.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't be too hard on him, how could he possibly have seen anything like this coming?
  17. lurkingdirk

    How much money do you make?

    Just down the street from me a place just sold. 4 bedrooms, 3 1/2 baths, 2400 square feet, 1/2 acre. Sold for $190,000. Property taxes listed as $1,090. $70K salary here gets you a lot of house and all that.
  18. lurkingdirk

    AirPods look dumb as fuck

    I use the ear buds, not the airpods, when I'm doing yard work and such. Ear buds in, hearing protection on, and with the wired ones I can control volume, pause it, and all that. Sound quality isn't great, but I've got a lawn mower, or a planer, or a router, or a tractor, or some such shit...
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    How much money do you make?

    I would do the same, even though our combined income would put us higher than that. I'm content just to be middle. Whatever. I live in a 1977 house that I've been renovating myself because it was a shit hole. I live in the midwest in one of the most affordable places around. I could have an...
  20. lurkingdirk

    How much money do you make?

    We have no debt, and it's amazing how little you can live on without any debt. Own your home and vehicles and monthly costs are very low. We're putting a metric fucktonne of money away right now, while still living a decent lifestyle with kids. Plenty of travel, plenty of fun. Once you own your...
  21. lurkingdirk

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    3. Every one of my kids chose it without prompting for their teams. They're all 3. It's awesome. You get a free ride into space on a prototype space craft. Do you take it?
  22. lurkingdirk

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Lion. even a baby elephant is too big to take anywhere easily. Would you ever want to be President of the US?
  23. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    https://twentytwowords.com/can-now-send-chocolate-penis-anyone-want-anonymously/?utm_content=buffer0a84a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=22&fbclid=IwAR067BaXuafoGkX6fafZxkYMJj1ujiGnjdQ67EQI64LOwQc4RP_PMqtqNhw
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Once again, I think Brutul is right, but if he's wrong I never agreed with him.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I agree with Brutul. Shouldn't be a problem. Edit: But if you do it, and it doesn't work, it's totally Brutul's fault.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My oldest are 18, my youngest is 10. I'm 45. I'm entirely comfortable with my age and my kids. I'll be 54 when my youngest graduates high school. 58 when he finishes undergrad. It's not young, but it isn't ancient. My goal is to live long enough to see my kids all set into a career path that...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    @Cutlery seems upset.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Every Toronto fan approves this message!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  30. lurkingdirk

    What tickles your pickle

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    What tickles your pickle

    What in the actual fuck, Brad?
  32. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    You're not kidding. The coach is my bloody hero, and I'm not kidding.