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And now I'll take "Things that didn't happen for $2,000, Alex."

I don't wear a watch because I find it uncomfortable while I play the piano. I used to have a pocket watch that I carried faithfully. It belonged to my grandfather. I still have it, and wind it faithfully, but no longer carry it.

I don't own luxury vehicles, and I don't feel the need to bolster myself with stupidly expensive watches, either. But as you can't afford either, and brag about things on a forum to make yourself feel better, I think you're the one that should feel bad.

35% off stupid prices is still stupid.

Smart people don't pay those prices.

No, I don't like twinks. I prefer Moon Pies.

Damn, the guy you chose to pretend to be is hairy.

Seriously, when people call and try to sell you something, tell them your high school kids are selling magazine subscriptions, and you'd appreciate them buying some. You've never seen a sales person try to get off the phone so fast.

Nice.

Toronto finally wins. Against Buffalo.

Well, now I'm rustled.

Totally allowed, but still fair game to ask "what in the actual fuck?"

Are you wondering if it's okay to ask your customer's daughter to do this?

I'll take "Things that never happeed" for $500, Alex.

He'd probably be happy with a handy in your back seat behind the dumpster.

I already harvested all the tiles I can from other places where I'm moving things. Not enough to cover it because the new pantry is not as deep, but much wider. No whole tiles under there to take up. I did take them up from under the newly located stove and dishwasher, though.

And this right here is a sticking point. It's the same issue with gay folks - they didn't ask to be born that way, but they are what they are, just as you are what you are. There are certain (idiotic) people who simply believe that everyone who has a sexuality that is different from theirs is...

Montreal shit the bed tonight. They need every point to make the playoffs, but at this point I'm guessing they aren't going to make it.

Shouldn't have started with midget/horse porn.

Whoever did that needs to be slapped. I'm going to get it all ready to go and lay the tiles in place and I'll post pictures. Also, this:

I'm in a bit of a pickle. In my continuing kitchen renovation I removed the original pantry to change the traffic flow. I built a new pantry around the fridge, which is three times the size, and makes better use of space. However, the original pantry didn't have tile under it, so I have to...

It got a lot more interesting right at the end there.

Nearly three. With pretty high language skills. It might not be for everyone, but even if that doesn't do it, I have found that adding ceremony helps with this kind of thing. With most parenting things, to be honest.

Okay, I just bitched about Montreal, and their game is not over tonight, but Carey Price is A FUCKING BEAST. This is unreal. Every save is a highlight reel save. He's so much fun to watch.