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I've never had a cone shaped seaweed roll stuffed with shit. Sounds delicious.

Okay, sorry for all the posts, but here's a little more. Today I had three kids at a meet for track and field, two kids doing hockey, and one kid play soccer. It was exhausting. I made it to three hockey games, a soccer game, and part of the track meet. My wife covered what I couldn't cover...

Well, yeah. But other than that?

Seafood at a fast food place? What could go wrong?

Yup. If you say it needs 20-25K of work, it needs 40-50k of work. Sell it with full disclosure and be well rid of it.

Okay, I bitched a while ago in the "what rustles your jimmies" thread about how my youngest daughter was on a hockey team and none of the guys would pass to her. It was a problem, not only because she wasn't being included, but because she's about the best player on the team and they just...

Toronto getting ready to fuck their fans over at the end of the year. It's a more than 50 year tradition!

I play pick up hockey a few times a week, and there's a woman that plays with us. It's a minor-contact only kind of game, but this woman is fierce and wicked solid on her skates. She routinely takes a pack of guys down on the boards. She's about 5'3" and maybe 120 pounds. But she played...

Nah, you just slap her with your boner.

I imagine a lot of scissoring and loud grunts of achievement.

I've done a bunch of concrete countertops for other people, and am going to do some for myself when the weather gets better. You need to find the concrete countertop mix of cement. It's not hard to find, Menards carries it here. I make the forms out of melamine board, and I caulk the edges to...

I think this is pretty new, it's the tallest, fastest roller coaster in the world. We're going next summer...I'm so excited. Would you guys ride it?

I typically do everything with regards to repair/maintenance on my house. My last house had a 12/12 slant roof, and I paid someone to do it. I could have, and I have done roofs that steep before, and even higher. But I'm not as young and spry as I once was, and I fucking hate roofing. My...

What I said was absolutely not a dig at anyone using day care or nanny or whatever. That's the absolute necessity for so many people, and I understand that. We talked about doing that, too, but we were able to make it work without using daycare. I know how lucky we are for that.

But when will you post your wife's dick?

So I'm really torn on this issue. It's worth a lot of discussion, and if people get all high and mighty, they can fuck right off. There is no obvious answer here. On the one hand, my wife is brilliant. She has high earning potential. Highly educated, specialized, sought after, employable. I...

Man, I hate that so much. Those people rustle me a lot.

Image of Mist in her natural environment.

That's just bonkers. It's well above freezing here today, and sunny and beautiful. Contemplating going for a long walk this afternoon.

Hodj, you're a winner!

You cool your balls in the fridge? I hear that causes cancer.

No. Let sleeping dogs lie. If you're a dog person, and you're in a culture where eating dog was common, would you try some?

Unrelated news, just had these. Awesome.

I gotta be honest, he is super cute, but I've looked at that picture a couple times now and I know it says "heart breaker," but I always initially think it says "fart maker." That would be a good shirt, too, just perhaps not for Valentine's day.

Noodleface confirmed sloppy, open-mouth-chewing eater.

Yup. This is the bottom line.

I like them cold, too. Not bad for a breakfast snack.

Whose fries are still good when they are cold? I've never experienced such a thing.

Sounds like an awesome time!

Even better:

But how do you really feel? Don't hold back.

Renewable is a word used all over. Bamboo flooring is all the rage because it's a renewable resource, for example.

When an authority figure destroys that relationship and has sex with you, that's going to have an impact. A long term impact. It will take years to figure out exactly what that means. It doesn't mean that every 13 year old who fucks a teacher is going to be a serial killer by 20, but it will...

I know. Sorry.

We never changed diapers in the middle of the night. But our kids all slept through the night.