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@Vanessa does this seem correct?

I'm entirely happy and satisfied with my wife. Sorry you have to project. I'm sure you can find someone to ram your ass, though. Keep trying. You're special!

The Jimmy John's closest to me closed because it was terrible. Their bread was always hard. Their tomatoes were always mush. Nothing was good.

I gotta tell you guys, even though I fear judgement, I eat at Subway about twice a month. It's right next to the rink, and when the kids are done with hockey, it's an easy meal. We all have our favourites. The bread is no where near as bad as you guys are saying. Compare Subway's bread to...

When Foler is your bro, you know there's trouble.

I've never seen you before. But enjoy yourself getting shut down by Vanessa.

I'm in day two of a migraine. Fuck everything.

Hey Jasker,

Look in the mirror and see if this resonates:

Yikes. There is so much wrong with that. I don't think I could live with the plumbing, I'd constantly be worrying it would leak. I surely couldn't get into that shower every day and look at that tile work. And with all those uneven seams I'd worry about water getting behind the tiles every time...

Upload the video, I promise we'll be objective. And get about 600 USD ready.

You guys should get some breckfast.

Jeeze. Shut up guys.

Anderson: allowed 9 goals in 4 periods. Yes, let's keep him in net when we have a superb back-up goalie. Toronto: Disappointing fans for 52 years.

Bitches are more aware of caulk issues than you give them credit for. In all seriousness, if the agent can say "no caulk and no mildew" about all your bathroom fixtures, it helps a lot.

But they are easy to clean, never leak, and stay pristine forever. And I don't think they're so ugly. I'm going to soon to my master bath over. It has a big shower, I'm going to open the wall to get a one piece shower stall in there, too. It's totally worth it. And when you want to resell the...

Had to open the wall. It fit through the front door and up the stairs, but had to open the bathroom wall to get it in there. Not a big deal, a little drywall work in order to never have caulking in the shower? Easy trade off.

What in the mother fucker? Please, Toronto, get Anderson out of the net. For fuck sake, he's let in something like 7 goals in 4 periods. He's damaged in some way. Blowing a 2-0 lead in 9 minutes. Toronto HAS to win this game. I'll say it again: as long as Anderson is the main net minder...

That's why you spend the money and get one of these one-piece things.

Like I said, yearly work with silicone. Pain. In. The. Ass.

*must not make inappropriate joke, must not make inappropriate joke....

No. I don't believe I'm capable of killing a person. What's the weirdest place you've ever jerked off?

Yeah, I'd be furious with that. To the point of taking it out and redoing it. That's crap. You're going to spend time ripping out and applying new silicone every year to prevent leaking and mildew issues. But please post a wider angle picture. Maybe we're over reacting.

What is that from?

Montreal got shit done tonight, but they're still chasing the last playoff spot. I'd like to see them get the chance in the playoffs.

Does she have a good looking friend she's really close to? Now may be the time...

Don't you work from home?

Why am I laughing so much at this? It's funny.

Fuck fuckity fuck. Toronto won't win with Anderson. Ever. What a waste. They outplayed the Rangers like crazy. Anderson couldn't handle the few shots he got.

Show her your watches. That's sure to do it.

Toronto is not going to win anything with Anderson in goal. Holy shit, keep the shots to four in the second period, but then he lets on in 19 seconds in the third. What in the actual fuck? Toronto is playing so much better than the Rangers, but they're losing by one because of Anderson. And now...

An upset faggot, though.

mcdj22 seems upset.

He's also alleging that a woman has touched his penis. The story gets pretty thin when you think about it.