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If it's not just a basic, cheap window figure out how to take the parts out, and get a company to make a new, sealed pane for that part of the window. That's cheap.

That's oddly specific, but I like it.

Aw come on!

Condoms are made to prevent humans coming out of humans because a human came inside a human.

He's just over forty, and his 12 year old has braces.

I have a friend who is a federal prosecutor. He's not getting paid. However, today he had court where he was taking a pretty big person in a drug ring out. He was not obligated to go, as he isn't being paid, but he went. The option was to dismiss the case for now, and hope to pick the guy up...

Yeah, winters are a thing, but it's hard to beat the midwest. If you look at Indiana, for example, house prices are unreasonably cheap. Just down the street from me a place is for sale - a bit ranch with a walk out basement. about 2,600 square feet, five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms...

Then take joy in that. Your kid loves you, and likes what you do with him, and likes spending time with you. There's not a lot more you could ask for! Sounds to me like you've done a really fine job of raising this dude. And you're absolutely right about regrets. Everyone has things they wish...

You're a genius.

danke.

Do sex toys count? 'Cause then you'll never be alone.

I've done bunches of the 7-day research things, still can't evolve these stupid pokemon. It's irritating that I have a dozen or more things I could evolve, but I can't get the stupid special item.

It's a good thing farts aren't contagious like yawns are.

How does one get the special items to evolve things? Newer things, I mean.

@Rathar rustled me by trying to insert reality into this discussion.

He does not.

I posted this in the FSR, too, but I thought people here should buy it and burn it when you want people to think you went all out cooking a meal.

These are, by far, your most intelligent posts ever. You should either only post this, or nothing at all.

Yeah, that's a good idea I hadn't even thought of. (I'm not a smart man.) They have a school nurse who works closely with a school social worker. That's exactly the path to take. Don't know why I didn't think of it. You're a genius.

I don't like Martin Lawrence much, but this is an awesome scene.

Okay, here's a weird one that I have no idea how to respond to. I'm looking for advice: My youngest (10) has a girl in his fifth grade class who has developed physically far beyond her years. My son has been talking about how everyone has noticed and talked about her boobs. I figured it was...

Why you hate me, bro?

I think the updates are on the end of life, aren't they?

Fries dipped in just the right amount of mayo is awesome. But I'm Dutch, so what do you expect?

I have no idea wtf I'm looking at in that picture. Cap it all, and find a new source. Running from your sink might degrade water pressure in your shower, and any time anyone turned on that faucet, shower temperature changes like crazy. If possible, find a 3/4" feed near the water heater and run...

This would be an excellent first line of a novel. Catchy, clearly a back story...who doesn't want to read more?

Still photoshop, and you still have a penis.

Pretty sure they do. Am I reading this wrong? Trader Joe's - Wikipedia

Neither. That's a photoshop, and you're a man.

People taking time to write checks after everything is already checked out are also the same type of people who likely have thirty five coupons, some from competitors store, some of which should have been filled out before going to the store, but no, you have to wait for them to do so after...

You're spot on with this. I do a lot of entertaining - frequently having more than 30 people for dinner - and Aldi makes it possible because of really good prices and some decent quality products. The store is definitely more ghetto than almost all the other groceries around here, but that...

I'd immediately start making less money.