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You pretty much get robbed any time you shop at Whole Foods.

We never get their packages. It's a street that starts with the same letters and has similar letters afterward, even though it is totally different words. I've reported this to UPS countless times, too. They don't care.

We have a different issue. There's a house about a couple miles from us that has exactly the same street address, and a similarly named street, and our packages get delivered there sometimes. The issue is, we know those people, and they never bloody let us know. They just keep the packages...

Can't be vegan with cheese. Pizza without cheese isn't pizza.

Start with the clerk for sure. A dick picture never goes amiss, too.

Last time I changed my front tire I strapped a few cement blocks to the back end of the bike and did it on the center stand. I guess that's not cool.

Yeah, don't have the box, it's been more like 3 years, don't think returning it is an option. Ah, well, bend the pin it is, I guess. Bastards.

Free repair or replacement. They tell you to bend the pin. That's it. No offers of free replacements.

Castor wheels never change direction that smoothly, and how would you mount the castors to make them that easy to get the bike onto them?

I have a friend with Emmerson thermostats that have a recall issue. They say they cause fires with the constant backlight on. Their recommendation is to bend the pin that connects cable C to the thermostat so that is no longer an option. It doesn't affect the wireless connection or any other...

Am I seeing that place is called "In a Tub?"

Can you post a similar picture without the sizers? Let's see where she's starting from.

But we really need to see them without a shirt or bra to be sure.

What if you prefer blondes?

Those look amazing. Let us know how they work!

Yeah, those don't need work.

I love hatchbacks. I'd buy one again.

Okay, another good moment for us. I just got results from a test today. As I've said in this thread earlier, our youngest is ADHD. I know it's over diagnosed, but this is not one of those cases. His medication has changed his life. The trouble is, his medication is an appetite suppressant, and...

I live with my million kids every day, and when they acknowledge that I'm trying, I tear up. Pretty much every time. Kids. I have many thoughts. Little fuckers manipulate your every thought and emotion. Little fucker claim a monopoly on your time. Little fuckers need you. All the time. The...

Did you just make an absolute statement decrying absolute statements?

Hey, look. Good parenting being recognized by children. It happens. Don't expect your teenager to talk about it or acknowledge it.

This isn't a dick question. It's a smart question. Teen girls are mighty manipulative, I know from experience. But there are times when you can trust them. And sometimes you have to be their parent to know when that is.

Cleaning some of last year's fruit out of the freezer tonight, made tart cherry jam. Included lemons and some star anise. I'm listening to can's sealing in the kitchen every couple of minute, and it is bloody delicious. Had some on home made bread already.

Dude, I'm so bloody happy for you that she made that decision. Regardless of the outcome, your daughter loves you, and I think you're adult enough to foster that relationship, regardless of where she ends up. Spend every second you can with her, and let her know you love her. You're awesome, and...

My wife and I don't work together, but I've fucked her at work. Does that count for anything?

He's too overcome with pride.