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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    See, you're not thinking. Hydroponics is a subject with a great deal of potential for home school children. And, as they age, you could work at genetically manipulating your weed as a bonus science project. Plus, think of the quality you can develop.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Homeschooling isn't the end of the world, there are absolutely ways to do it well. The trouble is, those ways take huge amounts of effort, and most people don't do it. That said, there's not a chance in hell I would ever homeschool any of my kids. Someone would die in the first week.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do you have a link to some medical study that states the health benefits of clear broth for vaginas? I'm interested. For a friend.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So you're saying hard-boiled eggs are superior to scrambled eggs? That's just fucking stupid, man.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't understand this response. Are you mocking me for having a lot of kids, or are you calling me or my wife lazy for having one of us be a stay at home parent?
  6. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You forgot to dip your balls in it a few times. For extra flavour.
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    Parent Thread

  8. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We had four kids in five years. We got to a point where we had the discussion that one of us needed to stay home to make sense of things. We both had successful careers, so it was a discussion about what made more sense. I was making a lot more money, and was in the position to get us to a spot...
  9. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Such a good feeling when the potty training starts.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    Don't ask me, man. I'm just answering questions.
  11. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    You fuck your wife's car every day?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That cat's fucking with you. Big time.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey, @Noodleface, does she ever work out? My wife had a period of about six months where she was excessively negative. This was after our fourth, about a year after. She was just unhappy and turned life miserable for everyone else. We talked about it, she wasn't terribly rational, but in the end...
  14. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    Yes, yes you can. Retro kitchen colors like harvest gold, avocado, poppy and orange - from Viking - Retro Renovation
  15. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    I suppose telling you to kill yourself would be inappropriate. However, my initial point remains. Rules aren't that hard to follow. Sorry you don't see that.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Retard Dumping Ground

    It's actually pretty straight forward. When you're told to stop telling people to kill themselves, going on to tell more people to kill themselves is likely a bad idea. See? Not complicated.
  17. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    That's nice. I read they handle well.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    If that's true, there are several people here who would make fine hard drives.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  20. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm definitely trying this: Pickle Juice Slushes Are Coming to Sonic
  21. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    My first car was a Chevette. I put about a million miles on it. I've had a lot of cars since, but my next car will be new, and will be a Ford Ranger, four door, long box.
  22. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had Five Guys burger and fries for lunch. I always feel like crap after Five Guys. This one seems to make them super greasy.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

  24. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm pretty sure someone could make porn with the promise of cheese nips and everyone in this thread would watch.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

  26. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, they're not. I'm sure triplets are difficult, don't diminish the difficulty that is twins.
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Eating these right now. The flavour isn't awesome, but there is a good amount of heat on these things.
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    Parent Thread

  29. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Dude, yesterday I watched my youngest kid play violin in front of 500 people. Later in the day, I watched my middle child win a relay race. It is a metric fuck-tonne of work, and kids are hard. But just wait. Never before has your heart been so full as when you watch your kids achieve things...
  30. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Sheesh Montreal sucks this year.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, this. Talk to them. Just say something like, "I'm thinking of replacing the fence. You don't have to do anything, I'll pay for it, and we'll both end up with a new fence." I'd be willing to bet they'll be fine with it. If you don't have the conversation, they won't be fine with anything.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    This hurt my head.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  35. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Are you new here?
  36. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    Did you pay for the happy ending?
  37. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    That's fantastic. So happy for you!
  38. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    Yeah, but cleaning doesn't require an advanced degree. buy some supplies, clean your place real good. It's not rocket science.
  39. lurkingdirk

    Home buying thread

    You need to pay off debt, and you hired cleaners? I don't understand that. Why not do the cleaning yourself and save that money?