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Really good corn bread is a thing of beauty.

I get to watch. Deal breaker.

And now I have one on the way thanks to slickdeals. My wife's response: "really? Another saw?" She doesn't get it, man.

This is Dirk's wife. I'd fool around with you Mrs. G. I even have Dirk's approval.

You can rarely go wrong if you make sure things are wet before you get going.

Make sure you get it really wet and you won't have as many problems.

I had the same question. He's at least colouring it. But that shit looks fake to me.

I understand that. These are people we are VERY close to, and they are isolating themselves from the world and I'm worried for their future. A little "fuck you" in order to serve a greater purpose is worth it to me.

Hey, parents with autistic kids - how pissed would you be if your very close friends tried to say something to you about your 11 year old autistic son's very consistent absolutely inexcusable behaviour becase your friends felt like you were in deep denial about what your son was and felt you...

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Oh, it's real, baby.

Maybe a PM for you. :)

You couldn't handle my sexy Germanic Lowland style body hair. But now I'm bringing a sharpie to the bedroom tonight to see what happens.

ya did good

Yes. I'm' sure he fucked several up the ass on a regular basis.

I can eat craisins by the handful. Delicious.

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That makes me horny. I might have to get one of those.

yup. Me too.

How well to Roombas work? I love the idea of turning one on when I leave and coming back to a clean floor. All our floors are wood or tile with a few low-pile area rugs.

Mrs. G, I respect and like you, just as I liked and respected your husband. Ask yourself this: how would you feel if Gravy had a side piece and you found out? And then ask yourself this: do you want to be that woman? Finally, if he's willing to cheat on his wife, he's willing to cheat...

This thread is confusing the heck out of me right now.

Yeah, she's the looker.

Is that the word they used, or was it "dick?"

Don't they have serial numbers painted/etched on the side? Ours do for exactly this reason. So my wife sometimes posts as me on this website. She sees it all, and she asked if I wanted to post a picture. I have no desire. Sorry, guys. Also, my wife is medicated for ADHD. She has been for...

Holy crap did that make me laugh. I can relate, man. I was once on a telephone interview with NPR and my 3 year old son wandered in to the room a cut a huge fart. I have no idea if the interviewer heard it, but I had quite a difficult time continuing to sound professional.

Sour pickled testicles.

Good work, man! Congrats.

*Exerting extreme self-control in order to avoid saying something inappropriate about your 6 year old.

No. I'm absolutely not a hipster. I just like delicious things and don't have the tasting palette of a six year old.

Remarkable how they make it sound like progress has been made.

I should punch you in your whore mouth. Gin is delicious, and there is such a variety of flavours available it's possible to keep trying different things while still staying within the same liquour. There's also a lot of micro-distilleries in this part of the country, so you can find cool gins...

Collect them and animate them. Then make silly movies.

Dude, I'm really glad for you. Has to feel great to see progress being made.