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Should have the option of a tuft of Brad's hair, or a pair of panties worn by Brad for at least three days.

Purple stuff is what I was quoting. You may quote whatever you want, I stand by my purple stuff. he'srightyouknow.jpg I'm likely to be in the area Friday night, too. Was thinking of going.

I'm secure in your retardation.

Amazing how this thread has turned into hodj's thread.

Yeah, it isn't that the Patriots won, it's that the Fuckheads lost. It was their game to lose, they did so in spectacular fashion. Now we have to listen to all the commentators suck the Brady cock for a while longer.

How about Atlanta's offense does any fucking thing productive in this quarter?

Yeah, but it's under ground. And currently full or teenagers. Can't be healthy. I can't believe the amount of food that has been consumed tonight. Cheese things. Chip things. Salsa things. Pop things. Pizza things. Someone stopped at a Popeyes chicken place and came with a massive box of...

Fuck, man. It's PURPLE stuff, not grape suff. Get that crap right. Basement. Huge TV, several couches, pool table, foosball table, ping pong table, booth seating, bar area (stocked with pop tonight)...Our basement has two bedrooms and a full bath in it, other than that it's a big open space...

My kids have this thing - when we watch big sporting events we have to have mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers. We have about 40 teenagers coming over to watch tonight, that's a metric fuck-tonne of mozsticks and poppers.

Yes. Requesting to lock the thread in which he was taking a victory lap and being a total AssHat as though being awarded that was prize is exactly the same as locking every thread in which he posts. Do you see the retardation of your request yet?

I have never eaten Hamburger Helper. Now I need to go and get some and try it.

Hardcore.

Next I suppose you're going to say you don't like pulp in your orange juice. Where does this madness end?

You're weird.

My wife and I have a system. If I initiate, and she's interested, she gives me a good tug on the dick. If I initiate and she's not interested, she gives me roughly 800 tugs on the dick. This seems to work.

BMW R1100RT. This isn't mine, but it's the same (though I have a rear saddle bag mounted to the back support rack).

wat?

There has to be some update from law enforcement at this point.

I encourage my kids to be up to date on current events. They read news, listen to radio news, talk about events with me and my wife and our friends. Today I heard my middle child say "What the fuck is wrong with us?" while looking at the news. I didn't make it an issue. She is asking a...

Well, then, here is a suggestion: go away and never return. You were voted AssHat because you are a shitty poster and quite a cunt. Sorry, Amod, I know we're trying to cut down on the personal attacks, but this is a professional AssHat we're talking about. Some leniency should be granted.

So in my kitchen we have recessed pot lights. Eight of them, 75 watts each. That's 600 watts. They were on a dimmer rated for 500 watts. There are four switches for these lights, two of them don't work, the wiring is screwed up. I've tried desperately to correct it, but a professional...

Hmmm, I want the gift card, but I don't want to spend any time on this.

Prove it. I want pictures of cinnamon rolls cooked in your bge.

Oh shit. Why did we not lobby harder for LulzAssHat to win? He would have quit the forums. Sigh. Hindsight is 20/20.

So many sandy vaginas.

True. Can we finally find something good to say about a_skeleton_03? :D

AssHat award is superior award. It brings joy to many and mental breakdowns to the winners. I'm quite proud of the AssHat award here.

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Hey @Amod , can we please lock this to help shut the AssHat up?

Hey, man. Each round is a unique snowflake deserving of it's own thread.

The McCheese is week with this one.

Damn. He wanted it.

You chose wisely.