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But when Johnny takes them home he could request they wash that butt. Edit: or perhaps we should just call Wolf "hooker bidet."

I wish J49 (or whatever number it is now) was still an active poster. Remember he hired Wolf to ensure the hookers butt holes were tidy enough? I bet he endorses bidet use.

Wet Vagina. You should smell the private schools.

Shhhhhhh. Common sense has no place here.

I caught four new ones today sitting in my recliner. I like this update. I've managed to get most of the way through level 25 and I have still never visited a gym.

I always knew you were totally vanilla in the sack.

I kinda like the cube.

What's the ugliest car you can think of? AMC Pacer? Studebaker Avanti? Pontiac Aztec?

What's going on, man?

Holy shit. You guys can't do this when I'm out in public. I'm laughing out loud and everyone's looking at me. Bunch of fuckers.

Don't lose heart. I have several friends who have made wonderful connections through websites. Also, more cleavage always helps.

In peace in peace.

My wife once had such bad gas in the living room I actually spent time investigating where we had a sewage leak allowing septic gasses into the house. Trust issues for sure.

My first date with my wife involved three Finnish midgets, a pony, and 20 feet of climbing rope. We also ate spicy burritos. All in.

I want one, too. Going to install a serious one in the pole barn soon, I hope.

Have you clogged a toilet yet?

No, it absolutely doesn't. It means more perspectives are forced to compromise and work together. That doesn't turn it in to a two party system, it forces people to compromise.

It would force you to work with at least some of the other parties to accomplish any task.

That may be true, but two parties amplifies differences and doesn't allow different groups to work together toward common goals.

Our pregnant sex was awesome, so sure. Let's fuck pregnant women! Other than that, could you just point out to her every time she's complaining about something? Allow her to piss herself off with how much she is complaining.

I'm late to the party, but oh well. I wonder if what we are witnessing is a combination of a long-enduring two party system combined with ridiculous levels of people trying to be politically correct, failing, and then going full retard? First, the two party system is incredibly polarizing. And...

That's what I thought, too.

Someone just gave me a compressor, it's pretty sweet.It calls for 230 volts, 15 amps, 60 hz. Can I do that with a 12 gauge wire and a 20 amp breaker?

Why not call it "A shirt with buttons?"

Don't let the haters get you down. This has been bugging the crap out of me, too.

Well, we are hoping probation cures you of this so prison time isn't necessary.

Get the keychain app and keep your nuts in your shorts bitch!

The whole watching your partner masturbate thing is interesting. It is a fairly deep level of intimacy to let you watch that act. It is an act of submission of sorts to do that in front of you. Same is true of you doing it in front of her. Couples masturbating together is a very intimate act...

My wife hates cooking. And she's periodically stupid about it. The phrase "why did you stay at work so late when you know I'm not going to cook dinner and the kids have hockey?" came out once. What a fucking low point. The point is we all go through cycles. And there are still great reasons to...

Perhaps we need a new doctor in these here forums.

Be fucking glad. I'd trade my teenage girls for food stamps at the moment. But congrats. Glad everyone is healthy.

Guess the joke wasn't as obvious as hoped. Good try, though!

Can I be on your team?

I do not live in the UP. I'm in Indiana and end up in Chicago a few times a week.

While I don't necessarily disagree that he should be banned, I do think you might want to put down this banner for a while. Everyone knows you banned Tanoomba. Everyone knows you think it's a good idea to ban Tanoomba. Saying it too often makes you appear a little desperate and sad. Just my...

Instead of going out for valentines dinner we stayed home and I served up my cocknballs. In all seriousness we don't typically do much for valentines. It's a stupid thing. If we didn't regularly go out together, or I didn't regularly get flowers or some such shit for my wife I suppose this...

If I'm there I'll take you out and get you drunk after the show. After that, I take pictures and post them here. I know the guy running the room that night, so if I'm in town I'll be at the show.