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  1. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As I understood it, water with lots of crabs is the best way to deal with a body.
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    RL Picture Thread

    I bet he has a tiny penis.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Inappropriate jelly bean insertions. President Reagan has a woody.
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    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    Mist, did you ever get a fleshlight?
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    Poll Who is more beautiful

    I believe the OP to be retarded, and one of the choices has a penis. This is a strange thread.
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    Poll Which painting is more Talented

    Someone flushes.
  7. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Stale peeps are marginally better than fresh peeps. That says quite a bit about peeps, really.
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    RL Picture Thread

    Would.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    When I'm with the family we're ordering for 7 people. Chance of getting something wrong in the drive through: 100% If it is just me, I might stay in the car and use the drive through.
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    Poll Who should leave: Vanessa or hodj?

    So @Amod , what happens with such an overwhelmingly clear verdict?
  11. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    My man! I've been saying exactly this for years and my kids mock me saying it isn't true. I'll tell them McCheese says it's true, so that ends the argument.
  12. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    You think the quality of food is worse when you go through drive through?
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Sushi is the food of the gods. I would eat it every day if I could.
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    Poll Who should leave: Vanessa or hodj?

    We even have straight people. For shit's sake, that's nearly one of every thing.
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    Poll Who should leave: Vanessa or hodj?

    Wimp. Nothing like a bit of rust in the flesh.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    araysar and hodj?
  17. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have the flu. This fucking sucks.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    I know, right? Murkrow spawns in my back yard. I caught one, now I don't care to ever catch another.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Why not
  21. lurkingdirk

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    Take pictures of your penis and post them here. Soygen is interested.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Let me smell yo dick

  23. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I know it's likely a travesty for many here, but I use this shit to make biscuits: Three packets of that makes enough biscuits for the fam, and two pounds of sausage mixed about 4 tablespoons of flour and four cups of milk with whatever seasoning strikes the fancy.... Breakfast that pleases...
  24. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I know. I was kidding. I had a colleague years ago who would lick a peep, and then it would stick to his office door. It would then sit there for the entire year. No change. That's not food.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Nah, man. You can find seat covers made of various cloth or beads for $100. Get something, throw it on, replace it in 10 months. Still cheaper than leather (which will tear with studded pants getting in and out so often).
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    Let me smell yo dick

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    Poll Who should leave: Vanessa or hodj?

    Or he could not respond and the punches would stop.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Poll Who should leave: Vanessa or hodj?

    Hodj telling others to "let it go." Seriously, man. It has to happen at some point that a post is made to which you don't respond. You have it within you to just ignore some posts. If you don't, perhaps you should reconsider your membership on forums. It will consume you eventually.
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    Let me smell yo dick

  32. lurkingdirk

    Poll Is Keg the saltiest bitch on the forum, right now?

    Yes. That's where the talk of likely tranny dick started.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So, to summarize: You do a lot of butt.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    BRING IT, BITCH.
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    Poll Who should leave: Vanessa or hodj?

    Hodj, time to post your own tits. I can't vote on this until I see your hairy nipples and can compare.