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I haven't seen a single one. In fact, I have only ever seen two Pikachus in the wild.

Give it time.

Anyone catch a Christmas hat Pikachu yet?

No. It's a comment about pudding. He fucking loves it.

And pudding. I heard he's a fucking pudding god.

Incidentally, did you know,

A hidden Haiku Not bad man, way to go dude Now go fuck a goat

Actually, we've never tried a strap on. Anyone recommend it?

Yes to the strap on Okay to the cooking meals Sorry, I don't dust A Haiku in response.

Holy crap. I probably work fewer hours than my wife, so I'm more the stay at home person. Do I have to do these things?

No, you TELL her what she wants for dinner. Don't you know anything about women? Sheesh.

Make up for it by taking pictures of her asshole and posting them here. Allow her to vote on which is her favourite.

Don't you want some hairy, depressed pussy*? * May or may not contain dick.

I'm pretty sure Toronto is already eliminated from the playoffs.

This may not be true of women after childbirth.

You're an animal.

You have told that story before. It's still awesome.

And I made lasagna tonight. No american cheese was involved. Fuck that.

Sadly cheese was not involved.

What the fuck is going on in here? This thread is giving me rage and I'm not even sure why. But my wife and I just had on-the-sly sex while the kids were downstairs, so I'm not that mad.

Well, that's good.

I know you are, but what am I?

You faggots will tell me to put cottage cheese in lasagna next.

I heard that, too.

Um, no. It is possible to have headphones in and still be aware of the world around you. I know exactly the kind of person you mean in the grocery store, but I'm not one of them. But thanks for your kind words. They made my morning.

I am so with you. Put an album on the headphones, or listen to a book, and take my time in the store getting exactly what I want while ignoring all the other humans on the planet. It's like a weekly holiday.

Grocery store milfs in yoga pants. It's a highlight.

Take your time. I understand the urge to be quick, but if you fill a big garbage can a week, it'll go quickly enough.

Snow tires for the truck not here yet. Sliding around like a motherfucker. Pissing me off something huge.

You may be trolling. I hope you're trolling.

I took him off ignore, but I believe it might be time to put him back on. Come the fuck on, man. Stop with the bananas. Please.

I'm guessing it varies by day.

I have two 15 year old and a 14 year old. Please kill me now.

Amen to this. We had everything on a routine, and that promoted better sleep for everyone. Everyone had their own space to sleep, including us parents. I don't want kids in my bed. It isn't a North American thing, it's plain and simple that I don't want to sleep with my children. I sleep with my...

Just a few more. Then he's done. For sure.