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I also believe he's edging in order to maximize the juiciness of the Jews he spurts all over this board's face.

Won't get through limbs as quickly as the chopping machete. Do you even dismember?

1. A weapon to wield. Can be fictitious (i.e. phaser, iron man mark V suit, Mjolnir, etc). You may dual wield. Unlimited supply of and a 2. A sidekick/partner in your battle (because I want to repopulate the earth with her.) 3. A song blaring in a continuous loop over the still...

Well, Notre Dame looks the best this week it has all year! I love that Houston lost. I love that Ohio State is being held to a low score, and I'm hoping hard they lose. This is a great sport!

I did a quick, fun read: The Paris Architect: A Novel by Charles Belfoure about an architect during WW II who reluctantly designed hiding places for Jews even though he collaborated with the Germans in designing munitions factories. Pretty good book. I just started Cryptonomicon by Neal...

Sweet #3. mmmmmm

Have you tried taking him in the shower with you? The novelty of it might make him happy.

I'm in with my usual #3 and hoping I don't get Richard Gere. Don't wanna shove hamsters up my butt and all that.

Just grab a toddler in each hand and start swinging. I think you'll find their reaction time is very limited.

When you do make the hole, make sure you put it on the correct side of the toilet.

Notre Dame has the week off. I know we all expect them to come back after this extended period of intense coaching as an excellent team. I mean, right?

This is an unfortunate turn for this thread.

Cave Crickets, or whatever the hell they are called. One of my outbuildings is a crap old dirt floor piece of crap in which I store shit that doesn't rust and is rarely used. I pound that door open and listen to these fricking things jumping around. I'm seriously considering just torching the...

I'll only enter if Mist includes a picture of his dick.

I really like the look of that nice apron sink, man, but I'm always afraid it'll get dinged up and look like crap in a couple of years. Keep us posted.

Start a poll. How many here are cut, how many not, how many if forced at gun point to suck a dick are hoping it's cut, you know-those old questions.

Would there be categories of success? Longest? Thickest? Most Goblin like? Do not want?

Lucky #3. Please at least be a girl.

How far are you willing to take it? If you're willing to take it ass to mouth in order to get this job, lie away.

A question that haunts us all.

Notre Dame working hard to lose.

I tried really hard to like Brown's show. I find him too goofy to take seriously, and the show has shitty editing. Particularly the sound editor. Whoever that is does a bad job. I don't doubt that AB is a great cook, I just don't like how he does his shows. Consequently I know very little about...

NC State doing a remarkable job against Clemson. Fun game to watch.

You people need to learn how to sleep.

My wife hates cooking. I love it. I do virtually all the cooking. I have a substantial amount of free time, I usually do the laundry. I help the kids with their music lessons. That's more my thing. My wife spends a substantial amount of time dealing with homework. My wife deals with teenage...

Can we use the Amod tag and then report the post for double the mods pleasure? Is that infraction worthy? I bet if we all worked at it we could make 10,000 Amod notifications before dinner.

Nah. Cad is a bro. To someone.

@Amod please close this thread now.

Actually, it more escalated very slowly and persistently over a long period of time until it reached its inevitable conclusion.

Well, that escalated quickly.

What are we talking about here, how many since breakfast?

Athletic women with some curves. That's exactly neither of them.

What if I find both unattractive?

My middle kid was fast at shit like walking and such, but snapping fingers was waaaaay delayed. Fine motor skills totally behind, still working at it at 11 to be honest. Be glad for little victories, and to sweat the other stuff just yet.

Tanoomba seems upset. (prediction: "Not at all.") The dick on the snare drum made me laugh, I can't lie.

There have been zero Pokemon in my neighbourhood tonight. I think they're all watching the debate because they're undocumented and are worried about being deported.

I'm working on evolving my Magicarp, to. He's my buddy. Just hit 110 candies and I have a fairly good sized magicarp ready to go. I went to campus with my kids today and gained 14,000 experience points, almost to level 17. Mock me not.

I'd definitely try that.