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Sorry, man. Showering with my kids was a true success story here. Maybe don't give up on it so quick. The shower raining down might just take a second or third try to be "normal." I really hope you find something that works well very soon. That shit's a challenge.

So you like dudes. Got it. :)

See? We're helping you expand your horizons.

We need a full frontal nude for science.

Sticking with 3. It's been good to me most times...

I want this played at my funeral.

Yvonne Strahovski. MmmmmHmmm. #3 treating me right.

Turkey bacon makes me sad. But not as sad as this: Request Rejected

We're just checking out Sling TV. It's great for sports, but you do have to have a very good high speed connection.

Florida St., 3 losses, still ranked. Can't explain that.

#3 Please not Clint. Please?

Dang, my game is weak. Vaporeon - 1546 (water gun, aqua tail) Hypno - 1120 (confusion, shadow ball) Jolteon - 1054 (Thunder Shock, Thunderbolt) Gengar - 777 (Shadow Claw, Shadow Ball) Parasect - 741 (Fury Cutter, Cross Poison) Hypno - 720 (Zen Headbutt, Shadow Ball)

wat

If you don't report that to his supervisor you are an idiot.

Hallie Jackson

He's a man pretending to be a depressed and unfulfilled lesbian. That's quite an endorsement.

We need a poll about polls to see which is the greatest of polls.

You should have made the poll a scale from 1 to Mist.

Beef shoulder roast. How should that be done?

I bet on an unsavory outcome. It's a sure win.

I've been cooking, man.

This thread makes me simultaneously horny, repulsed, and curious. There should be a poll with suggested responses.

Why do you fear erect male nipples? Tell me about your father.

That moment when you're actually falling for your own bait...

I can count to G.

I would probably regularly shit in your shoes if I had to live with you.

No reading material in your life except Tanoomba and Araysar posts. Only thing you can ever read. For the rest of your life.

Holy crap, man. This is slim pickins. I'm sticking with #3, but if I get Coulter I may find you and hurt you.

hmm. Vida Guerra. I'll take that. #3 serving me well.

That would be amazing.

I think you guys should both post your tits and we'll sort this out.

One of my teenage daughters has a "friend" at school who said she's going to the Halloween party this year as jail bait. Essentially just an excuse to dress totally slutty in public. God help me, I'm going to have about 60 14-16 year old kids here for that party.

That's a straight up dick move.

I speak in a calm, rational manner thereby rendering whatever argument she's making invalid.

Attach a bunch of coat hangers to yourself and tell people you're an abortion.

Ohio State only down to #6 after losing to an unranked team? I call shenanigans.

I think one thing you want to avoid is to first and foremost be his buddy. There are going to be many times where he is going to have to respect the authority your station in life grants you over him, like if your girlfriend has to run to the store and he stays home. I'm not suggesting you...