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Fuck trim right in the pussy. I have about two miles of it to go in my place. Finally getting the last of my doors replaced, time to start trim. Le sigh.

What the hell am I looking at?

Ohio State didn't deserve to win that game. Mighty favourable calls for them.

Yeah, I'd never do more than a 2 year loan,l but I'd probably just pay cash for it. I don't want to tie up my capital in a new vehicle, though.

Oh, I know. I only have 80K miles on the ranger, and its resale is something like 5,500$. Ridiculous for a 17 year old vehicle. Then I look at a new F150 and realise the price is too damn high. Holy crap.

Yeah. Starting to party like it's 2016, possibly 2017. Not as much fun.

So I have an ancient 1999 Ford Ranger. Today while driving the whole dash went dead, except the battery light flickering. Headed to my garage guys. Made it there, died in the parking lot. Pushed it in, bad alternator killed my battery, needed both. Maybe it's time I get a new truck.

I'll probably cry about the same amount as when we have sex. Is that enough?

Sous vides are on sale. The Anova Precision Cooker from Anova Culinary

Is that because you identify with what you see? :D

Pictures of her anus? That doesn't seem likely. Were working on nipples here.

Wow. Family man.

If you're looking for decent coffee, the Frothy Monkey in Franklin is the bomb. I think there is one in Nashville, too. Decent food and beer at the Bunganut Pig. And you should really check out the Loveless Cafe for the true Nashville experience.

Your tits look spectacular, too. I mean, I'm guessing, but you seemed to it when I notice. :D

Hearing Christmas music in stores. Fuck that. I now go into my "If it isn't on Amazon, it doesn't exist" mode until the new year.

That's a sexy new banner you have there Mrs. G.

Now we need pictures.

What a glistening turd Notre Dame laid today. Ohio State won because of a bad coaching decision, not because they were the better team. That stings. So many upsets, so delicious.

Bye-bye Louisville.

I periodically fuck yams. Don't tell the potatoes.

Name already chosen. Noodle 2017. First and middle name. Boom. Done.

This is pretty amazeballs. Gordon Ramsay's roast turkey with lemon, parsley and garlic

Will there be trannies in Pantheon as a shout out to ReFiresOfRolled?

Yup. We're riding this thing to the grave, baby. On the up-side, it's totally reliable and has no rust. Keep on keepin' on, I guess.

So my Honda minivan just hit 250,000 miles. I've been doing all maintenance myself for the last 8 years. It's a 2003. Still reliable as fuck and totally solid. Regular maintenance is the only cost. Just for shits and giggles I priced out the contemporary new version of what we have. Holy fuck...

Wow, risky business up in here, but I prevailed with Shay Mitchell. Mmmmmmhmmmm.

Don't let me down #3!

Periodically my wife needs to use my truck. No problem. She's a foot shorter than I am, so she has to move the seat and steering wheel to the extreme for short people. I have to have it to the extreme for tall people. I can literally not get in with it set to her settings. It's not a big deal...

Confirmed true.

Damn. I was really hoping Mist would hook up with the new tranny dude who surfaced.

Holy crap, this is hilarious.