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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    There is a place for goat cheese pizza, but it's not really pizza.
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    May users have a personal thread in the rickshaw?

    Wow, what a shitfest this has turned in to. I voted no. Why not just make one generic RR thread where they can post if they must? If users get restricted to the rickshaw, shouldn't they be...restricted? Not their own thread, but just the same thread everyone with the same restrictions has to...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    That's like winning gold at the special olympics.
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    Invention thread

    I invented post its. Totally. I'm just waiting for my next big idea.
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    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Is your penis the same size as hers, too?
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    Annoying shit your wife does

    Yeah, WTF? Decorative pillows are just a pain in everyone's ass. Fuck those things.
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    Parent Thread

    We have a minivan. It's dope. We also have a truck and a hyundai. and a motorcycle. I wish they made minivans with manual transmissions.
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    What are your top 5 funniest movies?

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned Anchorman...
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    Home Improvement

    You will want to think about a new roof pretty soon. And as to putting cabinets on top of floors - oh holy mother of god, please don't do it. Cabinets first. Always. Try doing a renovation when someone put shit on top of the floor, what a pain in the ass. If you are ever doing a renovation...
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    Am I watching dancing vegetables, or what the heck?
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    Okay, the Japan part of the closing ceremonies was the best part so far.
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    Join together as Jugs. The union of Rererolled.

    Should I aspire to be a jug? Am I already a jug? Do I want to have sex with jugs?
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Mist, you can make this forum great with pictures of your tits. Don't worry, most of the guys here are used to looking at hairy nipples.
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    This might be the funniest dang thing I've seen in a long time. I could watch this all day!
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Well fuck. I was looking forward to a good year, but now 8 wins might be overly optimistic. Injuries are one thing, expulsion is a whole different thing.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try this one from Gordon Ramsay. It's pretty easy and it's a simple lasagna, but it's delicious. Gordon Ramsay Cookalong | Television New Zealand | Entertainment | TV One, TV2 Video:
  17. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I mean 10 wins and a major bowl game. If they stay healthy, I think they have the possibility more now than any time in the last 20 years.
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    More people post gifs of hot olympic women, please. This thread delivers!
  19. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Man, I could watch that all day. I think pole vault is an amazing sport.
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    If you voted for Erronius, pls go change your vote

    Damn, dude. You're to blame? Fuck you. Right in the pussy. Never mind, though. We all know you're secretly Draegen. So many reasons to hate you. Can you direct us in what way it is best to hate you?
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    If you voted for Erronius, pls go change your vote

    What happens if you are actually elected? Will you welch?
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    How will THIS forum end?

    In a startling revelation, Tuco finally confesses to having alt accounts. He is both Draegon and Brad. He has a completed, fully functional, ready for release game. It isn't Pantheon, but it is an updated version of Leisure Suit Larry. The entire community begins to play, and can't stop...
  23. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    I actually think Notre Dame has the potential for a good year if they avoid injuries.
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    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    I'm not so in to this game, but I'm playing it with my kids, and we're walking a boatload of miles every day looking for stuff. It's really fun to do this as a group. I'm a n00b, just made level 9, but my kids are having a riot with this.
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    Annoying shit your wife does

    My wife wants me to come along for grocery shopping. Just cause. I'd rather drive nails into my head. Buy food. You don't freaking need me for that.
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    When was the last time you had sex?

    Weak. I was over a thousand just a couple minutes ago.
  27. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    This new forum needs pictures of your wife's titties. It will make us all feel at home. Do it for the team, Johnny.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Can someone bring the info from the rerolled thread to here? Just so we don't lose all the predictions. :)
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    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Develop your sarcasm in order to avoid house hold tasks.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    While I appreciate your enthusiasm, no.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    But everything is shit in rural America. Why should this game be different?
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    Home Improvement

    My effing air conditioner crapped out. Thought it was just the capacitor, so that's about a 20$ fix, but it wasn't. Compressor is bad, too. To fix it is same as a new unit. What a fun way to spend money.
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    Home Improvement

    Dat pussy, tho...
  34. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hate him? Sure. But respect the hell out of him? You betcha.
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    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

    Going tomorrow night. Very excited.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    And where's my fucking invitation?
  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, when I sautee them with bacon even my kids will eat them.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Had a very long discussion with my wife today. She initiated it with an apology, actually. She said that while we were on vacation she felt like a totally inadequate parent because every time something came up, the kids wanted me to go with them and do it, and they never once asked her to go...
  39. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Only from the waist down.
  40. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just spent a lot of time with my family in the bush, camping. My wife developed the annoying habit of interrupting what I was saying and answering what I was saying definitively and allowing no discussion. No idea what that was about. On the ride home today she did it one final time and one of...