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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    They were pretty rude to me, and maybe it is just the one here, but the food was terrible. I'll never go there again.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Notre Dame really is a dreadful team, but this is hardly football. Think how slippery that ball is? People are tripping in the puddles. They really should have postponed this game.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 12

    I'm sticking with #3. Hoping for Betty White or Stephen Segal. I think.
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    Killer clown sightings

    Apparently there was a clown sighting in our town last night, and there was a called in threat that clowns were going to do something dreadful in the local schools tomorrow. All schools have indoor recess tomorrow, no students allowed outside the building once they are checked in. Each school...
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 10 ~ Jonesin' ~

    Dammit, Tom Jones. Maybe women will throw their panties at us while he blows me.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    So I had a Steak 'N Shake burger tonight. What a disaster. 1. it was so greasy the wrapping paper was literally dripping before I even opened it. 2. they put on so many condiments, I would estimate roughly 600% of what would be acceptable, that with every bite it was squirting out the side. 3...
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    Killer clown sightings

    The only kind worth hunting.
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    Home Improvement

    Oblio - your kids going to do cage matches in that thing? Soy - kitchen looks great! I like your flooring. What're you doing for back splash? Piccaso - You could do engineered laminate and get extra. That way you can only replace the messed up parts when you decide to sell and not have to...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's kind of pretty, actually.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 10 ~ Jonesin' ~

    Be kind. There is crap to be had in this round...
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    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

    I haven't liked these since the first, and I only kinda liked that one. I will almost certainly never see this film.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    You should really start logging what it is you take care of that isn't your job. Present it to management at annual review or whatever. Or create venues to tell them how much extra shit you're taking care of. There are a bunch of ways to make sure the people who matter know the extra effort is...
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    The Dating Game Celebrity Recommendations

    You could probably do one just on the show House. Start with her:
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    The Beer Thread

    Do you guys know the Greenbush Brewing company and their stuff? I had Dunegräs IPA from them recently, and it was just delicious. I get it now whenever I see it in the store.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's unforgivable. Better get her cooking lessons for mother's day.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 10 ~ Jonesin' ~

    Yeah, dem's not nice titties.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Clemson has this game. Shit's falling apart.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 10 ~ Jonesin' ~

    Lucky #3. I'm just hoping it's a woman...
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Holy crap. Headlock not called. Louisville getting screwed by the officiating team. Game's getting super chippy, probably be fights soon.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Hey faggot, what's your favourite type of pie?
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Clemson has changed the momentum to their favour, I think they're going to take this game. Damned lot of turnovers and penalties.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Notre Dame has potential, but holy crap is their defense shit. Big score today, and they let a crap team score 33 points. I love that Florida St. is losing. I also love that Tennessee is also losing.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Tits with "mist is a bitch" written in sharpie would be okay, too.
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    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    I do have a recipe I use to make sweet potato fries with honey. Salty sweet is good. But that's different!!!11!
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    Trump or Hillary - FOH Poll

    Hillary, no party affiliation.
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    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    Dudes, I'm only level 15 and have never been to a gym. I only play because it gets my kids to go walking with me. Someone give me advice on how to get experience. My strongest is a 1308 Vaporeon. HP 144/144, water gun and aqua tail. Mock me all you want. Just give me advice!
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 8

    #3 for a good time.
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    Nester's time of the month thread - AKA Soygen's Playground

    This post has also been reported. Because.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Incidentally, did you know their roast beef sandwiches are delicious?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's damned big of you. I appreciate posts of this sort, showing honesty.
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    Poll The Official Presidential Debate Thread (MON 9 PM EST 9/26/2016)

    Trump lost. And sniffed a lot. Hillary didn't shake, didn't tremble, didn't sniff.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 7 ~Welcome to Reality~

    I'm sad I missed this. This is hilarious.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Brian Kelly buys some time. Notre Dame fires D-coordinator after 1-3 start
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    lol Notre Dame lol Michigan State
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    Poll SHOW OF HANDS. Vote only if you have a true opinion.

    Yes, but albino transgendered lesbians with a hair lip wasn't one of the options. Keep it together, man.
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    Poll SHOW OF HANDS. Vote only if you have a true opinion.

    trex please stop responding to every post. You're killing your own thread.