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My wife has this particular habit. Say she really wants something done. I'm deep in another project. She decides she's going to start whatever it is she wants done. She has no idea how to do it, so it gets partially completed and then she's unable to finish at a critical stage where shit's going...

She does that with her eyesocket.

That is the exact pocket knife I carry. I like how easy it is to open one handed. Also, I let my wife open my beers for me. I believe it is your vagina.

Real Canadian bacon is so much better than the stripy bacon. It has to be prepared right, though.

Notre Dame confirmed irrelevant this year. Wow. What a piss poor showing. I hope they lose about 75% of their games so shit gets changed up.

So, I'm educated. In many ways. I have worked on farms of all kinds. Poultry, beef, and pork. From birth to slaughter. I have also worked a beef slaughter house. I have caught chickens for processing. I have seen all sides of production of meat of many kinds. I happily eat meat. It's delicious...

Okay, so a few things. First, you're still stupidly using literally. You should probably work on that. Second, I don't care a bit about your feelings, and that is because you have demonstrated yourself a complete idiot. Finally, I can now quote everything you type about marriage and...

Are you fucking serious? That literally hurts your feelings? Are you a weak-minded idiot, or do you not know what literally means? Why the hell should that hurt your feelings, and why is it relevant to anyone's life if your feelings are all to easily hurt?

My wife and I actually talk about hot people with each other. We acknowledged years ago that we both notice hot people of the opposite sex, so rather than trying to hide that part of ourselves and feel guilty about it we bring it in the open and ask if they noticed hottie x or y. And I totally...

This looks like the field where Donald Trump grows his hair.

Just to lighten the mood in here.

This is the true joy of family reunions when you have small kids.

That was bloody awesome. Also, stupid slow start for Notre Dame, but pretty solid game by the end.

I was teaching a class and the university decided to kill all activities for the day, so my class was interrupted by a stooge who came in and said all students were to return to their dorms and turn on the televisions to know what was going on. I then watched the crashes in the faculty lounge...

Thank you for this example of "Advice you should not follow."

I don't have to remove the tank, but I do have to remove a side panel which is about 20 hex nuts. Pain in the ass. I got a trickle charger that has a lead I can put right on the battery and is accessible if I take off the seat, which is easy.

My BMW motorcycle has too many features and drains the battery if I don't go on long rides.

I taught for a few years, and I continue to teach at a few different institutions as I want to. I mostly work for myself as I took all the knowledge and contacts I had made and dove deep into the music recording and live production business. But I worked with income constantly from the end of my...

I have a bachelor's degree, two Masters, and two doctorate degrees. There is no chance whatsoever that I would have the career I have now without the connections and opportunities afforded me during my education. All my degrees are in the arts, in music. Getting the degrees I did has ensured the...

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Yeah, he lead with his helmet. The first thing to hit his opponent was his helmet. And it hit the other players helmet.

fuck

Okay. Now anything is possible. Fuck Florida State.

Maybe. I think it's too little too late. I guess we will see. Fucking turnover.

Watching college football. Asking is tackling is allowed. So triggered.

Yeah. How the heck was that not targeting? Holy shit. Now that receiver is on concussion leave. And Texas has the win and no penalty. Thanks Obama.

Your titties are fine, but we clearly need a newer picture. For science.

That was a great game. Not gonna lie, the loss hurts. grr. I think both teams showed some strengths, and I really hope Notre Dame doesn't have injuries like last year. The defense both made some pretty excellent stands, and let Texas walk right through. I wonder if ND is ranked next week...

qwertyqweqwertwqert seems upset.

Yeah, I'm giving up on it, too. I'm anxious about Notre Dame's opening tomorrow night against Texas. I hope it's a good game and not a blow out.

I have a brisket and ribs in the sous vide, they'll be in about 50 hours. I'm smoking a big slab o salmon tomorrow. Tomorrow night, feast. I am excite.

The USC-Alabama game is hard for me to watch, because I want both to lose so badly they just withdraw from their season. However, I wanted Alabama to lose more. Too bad USC couldn't keep up with them.

Ignore it is.

That, or you continually post really irritating shit. It's the later, in case you're wondering.

The only Hardees near me are in freeway oasis stops and they suck. I thought that was what all Hardees were like, but I have been corrected. I'll have to find a real one.

I read this as "why can't I like titties?" and I was all, "Yeah, man!" But now I read it correctly, whatever, man.

I voted no, but after reading this thread, fuck it.