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Get some toys, let her experiment. Help her and watch. We did this a few years ago, it's been great fun.

My reading skills are particularly low today. I am sorry.

Raise them?

(You swarthy motherfucker)

I'd like to see that!

Not bad, but Bite needs to be changed to butt.

On the kitchen table so you don't mess up her bedtime routine?

Wow, dresses that right up! Nice work.

Don't forget to tidy things up with a little manscaping.

That's the question. I mean, I think I'm amazing, and so do my kids. I've had pretty killer success over the last decade, but a lot of that is live releases. Studio changes shit a lot. And technology changes so bloody fast. I could probably kill the mortgage in five years if I maintained what...

Wife is in bed, the gents just left, large quantities of excellent beer were had. Everyone is happy, no one is suspicious or angry because a happy time was had without the partner, sex is likely, it's a good life.

It's getting a little weird in here.

They're pretty much bitches throughout, but you come to enjoy their bitchery.

I currently produce live and recorded music in about a dozen venues. It has been pretty great, but I'm getting a bit sick of the late nights. Many weekend nights I'm on site until 3 AM. It's a good time, and I love what I do, but it cuts in to my family time somewhat on the weekends. And, if I...

That didn't take long.

He won't keep the money. He'll slowly pay it out for drugs and bus fair for whores.

Nah. If it's just a few shingles go up and do it yourself. Don't claim the small shit. It's easy to replace a few shingles.

Possibly Argentinian.

Are you Yoda?

Happens to quite a few women, actually. Encouragement is the way to go. Along with lots of sex.

Didn't I used to have one where you said at this point you'd fuck a mitten filled with mayo? You provide the lulz, man.

Anyone remember "Gleaming the Cube?"

Well, good for you. That shit's hard to change; takes real effort.

My car remote battery died today so I had to put the key in the door like a fucking animal.

Hmm. Signature material?

holy crap

Are you dissapoint?

I do have to say that my wife's tendency is to be an introvert, and so it would be easy for her to simply rely on me for all her social interactions. However, she's self-aware enough that she resists that tendency in herself, and she's much happier for it. But it is work for her. I frequently...

Dang, people. Some girls do, in fact, have hobbies. My wife and I spend a huge amount of time together. I don't work all that much, she doesn't either, and we're home together and do things together. It's important to have that enjoyment of each other's company, each other's hobbies, and so...

I had not counted the Tuco factor.

That sounds about right. Why go 4 inches thick? You going to park a car on it? 3 inches would be plenty thick.

Yeah, it's taking the story as a whole, and laying it out in a different order than the books did.

North Carolina expected to be 20 points ahead by now. Interesting game.

Terrence and Phillip. SouthPark.

Try this. Seriously, not because I'm vegan or vegetarian, but coconut milk ice cream is just excellent. Strawberry Coconut Milk Ice Cream Recipe | Wellness Mama

I'm making assumptions here, man. Don't use your male privilege to diminish my assumptions.

He's white, so his dick is clearly not very large. Not Asian small, but not Black. knowwhatimean?