Search results

  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had food today. It's all the same.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Tell me more about this 'feminist hubox' and please direct me to video.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Onoes made a lan party desk and wants to sell it.

    You need to try a bj without teeth. A gummer when she's taken her dentures out. You'll never go back.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Use your chainsaw tip to grind it really raw, and hit the bitch with a stump killer. Go to your local gardening store or even big box centre, and they'll get you the stump killer. Aggressively go at the bitch all summer, gone next year.
  5. lurkingdirk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    BAD TIGGLES!!!
  6. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Copy and paste this post. WTF people?
  7. lurkingdirk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    BAD TIGGLES!
  8. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Is "Ostrich egg carpet stink" a euphemism for a stinky vagina?
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I did last weekend. I finished it with a torch. Those in my house who like lamb said it was the best lamb they had ever had - the most tender. I bathed it for about 8 hours, took it our, finished it with the torch, cut 5 minutes later. Very nicely cooked.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Those exist? Sounds like the stupidest thing ever.
  11. lurkingdirk

    NCAA Tournament Challenge

    Indiana shitting the bed?
  12. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't like Burger King much, but my kids do, so I periodically eat there. Had the original chicken sandwich. Wasn't bad.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  14. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    But I heard you're great in the sack.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    There isn't a single violin type that you can say is a good one. Violins all have subtle differences in size, tone, position placements, and so forth. There isn't a skill level where you think of buying a better violin, there's a commitment level. If he starts picking it up and practicing on his...
  16. lurkingdirk

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    It's an interesting question. If they're actually not ashamed of being gay, the bullying is a lot easier to manage. Takes a lot of work on parents' part, though.
  17. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    This would make an excellent TV show.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    My dad had an electric one late in his life, it worked just great for him. I find I'm taking the pressure washer to various locations and really like not having to haul around an extension cord. They are noisy, though.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    Also, I can confirm that music girls are crazy horny. Maybe it's something about spending hours alone with an inanimate object, practicing.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    Yup, that's full sized. Get steel core strings, something like Larson. Steel core will stay in tune better, and with a cheap violin, they're going to give you the cleanest sound. They're less than 25$ for a set, I think. Do some reading before you string it up. Make sure the sound post is...
  21. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, I use my pressure washer all the time. I clean my cars with it, makes life easy. Don't buy a TroyBilt with a Briggs and Stratton motor. They can be very hard to start - who doesn't put a fuel primer button on an engine that size? And once they're hot, if you run it out of gas, it simply...
  22. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Also, a picture of your wife's tits would help. For science.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  24. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  25. lurkingdirk

    Bought my kid a violin - where to get it tuned/upgraded?

    So, 3 of my kids play violin, one plays cello. A couple points: -Learn to tune that shit yourself. Get an app on your phone, whatever. It needs to be tuned EVERY time it gets played. If you don't, there won't be consistency in where his fingers need to be to make an in tune sound. Tune it...
  26. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Mashed potatoes?
  27. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  28. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Killing a person? WTF?
  29. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

  30. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Gutters is something I will actually hire out. Get the seamless guys to come out and hang them. Done super fast, no seams, angled just as they should be.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You will find when cutting this material that the multiple cut approaches are very welcome. It's possible to do it all with centre cut. I wouldn't, and it's not that expensive to get all three.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Tin snips are pretty cheap. If you're going to do this yourself you might want to get some right hand, left hand, and centre cut tin snips. It really does make the job easier. Check this out: Stanley 14-019 3-Piece Compound Action Aviation Snips | ToolBarn.com
  33. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    That is exactly the type of material you need. The best thing you can do is go to Lowe's (or your favourite store that isn't Menards because they're all idiots) and find someone who knows what they are talking about. It's not hard, actually, Lowe's hires ex-contractors, and they are happy to...
  34. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't have road rage, but thanks for your concern. We've had nearly twenty traffic circles installed in our area in the last ten years. A pamphlet of how to use them correctly was delivered to every household in the region. The information for how to not drive like a dumbass is readily...
  35. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Hang aluminum and leave all that shit there. No paint, no maintenance, easy to do.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Warm weather tonight, windows open. "THERE IS NO STOP SIGN YOU DUMBASS!!!" got a flip off. Yeah. You're driving like a shitlord and I'm correcting you. Obviously your response is to give me the finger. Fuck that.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Roundabouts in the US. Fucking assmunchingcockholsterfuckfaces who think they HAVE to stop before entering them, even if there is no traffic. THERE IS NO STOP SIGN YOU DUMBASS.