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Well, duh.

No one is this dumb, right?

Is that Vancouver specifically, or all Canadian teams? What a showing this year.

Costco has some pretty decent maple syrup for a good price. I made syrup once. Holy mother of all that is holy, that is labour intensive.

Slapshot was pretty corny and great.

You don't need teeth to eat it.

Heathers.

Well, you need some ingredients, too.

I like fruit like blueberries and syrup. Fruit and waffles is a winning combination!

You have strange relationships with your friends.

Fair point.

Brilliant. How do we declare a winner?

This sounds inexplicably dirty.

This part of your post made me very happy for you. I'm glad you are getting out of that toxic relationship, too. I hope it is as uncomplicated as possible from here on out. How's your son doing?

That is cool, but what is that metal pipe-thing on the left, and why does the door look like an industrial door or from an interrogation room?

To be fair, this sounds like a good use for smooth peanut butter. Coward.

If you don't like chunky peanut butter you are dead to me.

Sorry, man. It's not gone. Look for it's return in July. Hit that shit with chemicals.

Fair point. I've just always avoided it. My parents used to drink it by the cupful. Hey, I was told it was refreshing!

That's an excellent start.

Grats, man. Exciting stuff.

It tastes like Satan smegma.

Yeah, go into the store with that picture on your phone and they will be able to fix you right up.

Or maybe you just need this.John Guest Angle Stop Valve

Is that a galvanized pipe, or copper? Either way, go to your plumbing supply store and tell them you have an in-line t water supply for your fridge ice maker with hand twist compression fittings. They'll know what you're looking for. You might have to replace the entire thing, which would be...

He's probably right, but post a picture, and we will be able to give you simple, possibly one-syllable words for you to do it yourself. I think you should have no trouble with this, you just need to get the right shit. edit: see the picture now. You'll probably have to replace that whole...

I make waffles all the time. For breakfast I make lemon sugar waffles, and they're awesome. A little acid from the lemon makes the sweet stand out, too. Lemon Waffles Recipe | MrBreakfast.com And I make regular waffles for chicken and waffles. Easy. Waffles I Recipe - Allrecipes.com...

nice drywall. Spraying or rolling primer?

Also, if you want just to get rid of it, take it to a Habitat ReStore.

I've got a cheapy waffle maker that I think I paid 30$ for and we get good waffles out of it. It gets hot as balls. I think it's a Sunbeam or some such shit.

Can Chipotle make a burrito that makes God sick?

You're like a parenting god.*takes notes

Can God make a rock so heavy he can't pick it up?

Gay man is the voice of reason as to what you stick up your ass. Nice!

Find a place to donate it. Could be a church needs something like this for an after school program, in which you can get a charitable gift receipt for your taxes. It'd help more than the few bucks you'll get trying to sell it.

Yeah, Axe Murderer is one of my favourites, too. "hard hearted harbinger of haggis." snicker.