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jx3 doesn't poop. He merely releases demons.

We got a bag of Lays West Coast Truffle Fries. Meh. Totally underwhelming flavour, quite a weak flavour, actually. 2/10 Will never get again. Also, I virtually never eat sweets. I just don't enjoy sweet food. And pretty much everything I've had that is caramel has a texture that I...

Did anyone pin their jeans in high school?

Then clean it, you twit!

Caramel is what I imaging the scum floating on the sewage retention basin in hell would taste like. I don't like caramel (in case my first statement wasn't clear enough).

Oh, I call bullshit on you not already jerking off to lanx's posts.

I know some folks try rolled oats as breadcrumb substitutes. Sounds dreadful. someone try it and report back.

Yes. Yes I am. And I love it. I know a woman who had a tattoo of her boyfriend's name tattooed across her tits. I know this because 1. it's visible when she wears anything that isn't a turtle neck, and 2. she was very pleased to lift her shirt and show everyone anytime someone inquired after...

Thanks Obama.

Thanks for that, that's a handy website!

It's called an adult conversation, and I enjoyed it. 8/10. Would read again.

Wow. That's impressive. Nice effort!

There seem to be an uncharacteristically high number of extremely hairy asses on this forum. What percentage of this forum is Greek?

You're sitting on a gold mine.

I will stick with anal bum cover for $3,000.

So you had sex with capri and who else, now?

I believe you are the only coat hanger dick around here, man. We just don't have your skills. A+ on the user title change, by the way. And a_skeleton_03, if you're thinking for the future, you might want to do a small goose as the side meat. Once your wife sees how much better it is, she...

I'm willing to bet if you googled alien chest bursting penis you would find something Japanese.

Everyone seems upset.

Whatever escalates the oddly creepy factor for you, go for it!

Well, to be honest, mozz sticks are pretty sweet.

The addict you are paying for sex gets to set the terms under which you have sex with her and another addict whom you are also paying to have sex? Deep is this rabbit hole!

Yes, it is quite easy to predict someone's behaviour after the fact.

That would be wrong on so many levels. But...Kari Byron's boobs... Meditate on this, I will.

Electric shock proximity collars also prevent children from running off.

Khane is currently the master of this thread. Much respect, sir. "Coat-hanger Dick" might have to be his new user title.

This still makes me laugh. Every time.

I have twins, then two kids 11 months apart, then another one four years younger. The two who are 11 months apart are really close, and get along probably best of my kids. My twins are close, but they're also now teenagers, and are, you know...teenage girls. All my kids are pretty close...

I like your garden gnome.

I'd eat the shit out of that.

Not many people unhappy with a prime rib, either.

I'm not a turkey fan, either. Never cook it anymore. I have great recipes for any of the following that tickle your fancy: Clove studded, honey glaze ham Goose Duck All are better than turkey. I have never had anyone disagree with that after serving those.

I am very much in favour of giving counseling a try. Make good decisions, not angry or spiteful decisions. Take some time, I know it is going to take a long time for you to completely sort your head around this, but don't act now out of anger. It could make reconciliation impossible later, even...

I'm just back from about 10 days in a cottage. I brought my sous vide, and used it almost every day - we'd throw in whatever proteins we wanted for that night, and then spend the day on the beach or in the woods, and everything was perfect without anyone having to work hard on the preparation...

Enquiring minds want to know.

You do need to kill it, and the best way is with the liquid stuff you spray on it. Once it is dead, you can sweep it off. They also make chemicals that will eliminate stains from that, and make your shingles a uniform colour again. Someone down the street from me had a professional come in and...

Well, there's a shocker.

But you asked me to video you doing naked reps with the weights.