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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    But would you trust J49's recommendations?
  2. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, for me to buy a knife I have to be able to hold it in my hand first. I can hear all the reviews and hype about any knife, but I want to know what it feels like if I'm going to drop a couple hundred bucks on it. edit: and it certainly does not always end up being the most expensive stuff...
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Creepy factor elevating.
  4. lurkingdirk

    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    Toronto will finish with a worse on-season. Almost guaranteed at this point.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    a_skeleton_03, don't try to be rational. They're wrong, but will never admit it. You've got a good thing, and you know it. I've got a good thing, and I know it. We all have friends with good things. But that factual, real live evidence is merely anecdotal. You haven't read this study that proves...
  6. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Get one of the Wusthof classic chef knives. Great steel, nice balance, decent options depending on what shape you like. Wusthof Trident Classic Knives Wusthof Classic Cutlery Shipped Free - Chef's Resource
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    TecKnoe

    Some people believe Hell is a proper noun. I believe we can say either would be correct. Well spotted, however.
  8. lurkingdirk

    A 30 year quest/dream maybe this week

    Most expensive Remington I ever bought shaved my face. It had nice lines, though.
  9. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Ah. got it now.
  10. lurkingdirk

    TecKnoe

    *Hell of a Why can't I stop now? Dammit, Izo, I think you broke me.
  11. lurkingdirk

    TecKnoe

    *What *? *Laughing out loud *What *I *far *? *Laugh my ass off *. or ! *And *Mario *, *I *don't *, *I *I'm *what the fuck this is? I generally don't do this, but that's exceptional.
  12. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Filter doesn't accomplish what a softener does, and if your filter is clogging that much and hard, could be something like iron causing shit to bind. If you're on a well, there are many, probably most, places in the country where a softener will benefit you.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I use a huge, really thick gauge stock pot, and I wrap it in a thermal blanket. I have not yet done it, but I'm going to use my angle grinder to make a fairly tight-fit cut in the lid so I can put that on while it's running, and I think I won't lose much water. Will report back when that's done...
  14. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Interesting. Tell us more.
  15. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Get a damned water softener, dude.
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    That's a new one.
  17. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    You forgot one Wolf: Butthole cleaner aficionado.
  18. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Jerry Springer show - envision it: Johnny is sitting with his wife, and introduces his hookers one by one. Then Wolf cleans all the buttholes on stage.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Mine does not have a second ball ring. Dirk is intrigued.
  20. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Was it yours?
  21. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also a good plan.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Soy, get yourself a vibrating cock ring. It'll speed things up for everyone.
  23. lurkingdirk

    a_skeleton_03

    Ah. Therein lies my misunderstanding.
  24. lurkingdirk

    a_skeleton_03

    I heard a_skeleton_03 has an enormous penis. Is this true?
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't need them anymore, but I never minded condoms as much as everyone else seems to. Not a big deal, doesn't take any time, still getting laid, feels good.
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    a_skeleton_03

    *Salutes
  27. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or an SUV (extra seating for the kids)
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    TecKnoe

    Sandy vaginas all over the place.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Hodj

    A large penis helps, too.
  30. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Damn. That was nice. Well done.
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'll rip the antlers off a moose and smash your skull with them while I enjoy peameal bacon with a side of poutine. Take off, eh?
  32. lurkingdirk

    a_skeleton_03

    Can I be the board of trustees to whom the Dr. reports?
  33. lurkingdirk

    Hodj

    I had pulled pork on a pretzel bun with a side of coleslaw, some sliced cucumber with hummus, and a few potato chips. It was filling without being heavy.
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    Hodj

    Holy crap. This is amazing to watch.
  35. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I would eat that. I'm hardcore! This Canadian will cut you, bitch...
  36. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    The "daddy" adds a creepy factor of more than 6.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Hodj

    If someone could find a way to harness the power of the butthurt in this thread, we would never need to burn coal again to create power.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Or just realise it's going to be hot. Run a hose over it before you get anything out of it. That'll cool it down enough.
  39. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    And then pay them for it.
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    a_skeleton_03

    Me, either. I am dissapoint.