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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Parenting gets so much easier in good weather when your kids are a little older, especially if you have an outdoor area to which you can send them. I'm so thankful that I built that tree house last fall, ALL of the kids are spending time out there. My oldest two did their homework out there...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Anyone have one of those Kevlar maille gloves? I think that would just slow me down a lot. I see people butchering large fish seem to wear them often.
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    Parent Thread

    I think this needs to be presented to this committee again, and they need to read it more carefully. Pretty sure if a doctor has said you may not work for medical reasons they can't can you for that.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Mentos Suit + Diet Coke dunk tank
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Holy crap, that's a lot of calories for one meal.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Astronauts watch Star Wars on International Space Station - BBC News
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    They probably can't make things like they used to, due to the health vigilantes who won't stand for high sodium, lard, and other such bullshit. We're all too aware of what goes into fast food, so McDonalds is, I think, trying too hard to accommodate those wankers. Just make it tasty. Everyone...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Heresy!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Should have glued that back on. Superglue would do it. Or, now is the perfect time to commit crimes, as you cut your finger print off.
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    Parent Thread

    I have identical twin girls that are 14 years old. Their the oldest of my five. They are incredibly close (all my kids are, actually), and actually only just this week they moved into separate bedrooms. They have never before had space that was private and separate from each other, prior to...
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    What the fuck is the matter with Montreal? Allowing 6? Lost two at home in the second round. That's the end of their season.
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    Home Improvement

    Good thoughts, but I've already had them. Plenty of fuel, vented fine (and removed cap). The sudden nature of this, and the persistent issue makes me think that there is a clog of something somewhere. Just have to find it. And I just realised that my Craftsman mower has a B&G motor. Here's...
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    Home Improvement

    I said Craftsman, but Noodlemower is correct, he did advise for the Honda. My pressure washer actually crapped out mid-way through a job. I don't know the cause yet, but it just killed itself while in use. Didn't get leaner, run badly, or anything. I was pleased, because I got it started...
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    Home Improvement

    That has been my exact experience with my pressure washer, also a Briggs and Stratton motor. I'll never buy another one again that is B&S.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Would you?
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    My new Dating Pool

    But who cleaned your butthole?
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    My new Dating Pool

    I'm married, and would not change my life with his for a million dollars. Judge me all you want.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Lightning/Habs game was awesome. TB won that game twice, IMO, and coming off a game seven two days ago. I worry for the Habs. I want them to win.
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    Parent Thread

    Get to five. Then notice one's not at dinner. I dunno what the tipping point is, but more than one kid doesn't multiply the crap by the number of kids. Include experience, include hand me downs, include all that crap. And then watch them play together. That's gold. Which is not to say...
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    My new Dating Pool

    And a friend to clean buttholes!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Home alone for dinner. Too much?
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    Parent Thread

    I have no idea why, but this phrase struck me as funny.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Well, I guess Calgary forgot to show up.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    For the love of all that is holy, please stop replying to the sick, sick man!
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Yes. After taking her to a nice sea food dinner. Then he didn't call her again.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    But are you feeling better?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Dude, you should post more and longer posts.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Home Improvement

    Old Andy did it in less than twenty.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Home Improvement

    Break the concrete into small bits, and drop it in the yard through your pants pockets.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    While I really like to see Detroit lose, I think Montreal had a better chance of beating them. Hate to see the Lightning advance further.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Can you imagine the Canadian ratings, thought. That would be bloody awesome.