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Get a room.

Any chance Montreal ties up the series tonight?

I feel like we need to talk about Doritos Mountain Dew again.

Honestly, I think Craftsman and DeWalt do the best job with this, but I can't speak with any authority on that other than that's my own experience with the tools I have chosen to buy.

That is one thing that makes me want to buy my hand tools by brand, regardless of reviews. In most things, I choose Craftsman, but for drills I chose DeWalt. The new 20A lithium batteries are awesome, and I have a circular saw that uses the same battery, and a flashlight, and a sander, and...

You need to make "Certified Doritos Expert" your user title. It's wrong that you have not done so already.

In general, my wife doesn't take long to get ready. If she is getting all gussied up, it does take a while. We phrase things in particular ways - rather than saying "We have to be there by 7," we'll say "we are leaving at 6:30." Then, she adjusts her getting ready routine so that it begins early...

You got a lot in there. Well done.

Someone repost the picture of his wife, please. Also, see if you can photoshop the hooker's head on her body.

I dunno. I think the east has a chance.

But, I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me. I wanna feel what love is. I know you can show me.

Wanna fight, bitch?

So. We're all adults, right? but shit happens that make us wish we didn't have to be. One of my closest friends from childhood just watching his father end the struggle with Alzheimer's. It went on for decades, and, in the end, finally ended with his inability to feed himself, and the...

Excellent point.

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I don't think the Habs can win another game against Tampa Bay. They've met 9 times this year, Habs have only won the last two, lost all the others. Although, playoff hockey is different. I suppose anything is possible, but they've made it mighty hard for themselves.

Montreal played a good game last night - lots of offensive pressure, which has been absent up until this and last games.

They'll have templates so all your holes go in the right spots. Measure carefully, hold the drill level, and take your time. It's easy enough.

I have no idea if it is true. I just like to hate on Comcast.

In my mind, I'm still penetrating you. It's surprisingly good.

Your avatar pisses me off. I don't know why.

I haven't been to Famous Dave's for about five years. I went fairly frequently before that, but when I had a whole bunch of services where it took 30 minutes to take my order, and then another 50 to bring the food to my table, I decided that shit wasn't worth it. Seriously. More than an...

Whelp, that clears it up.

Damn, A Moon Bat, you better hope you don't get sent to the shaw any time soon. This man has the power.

Do you love her, or do you love orgasms?

So, do the Habs lose at home, or do they hold on for another game? Chicago is going to have to work to stay sharp. Big pause before the next series.

Holy Mary cross checking Jebus through the crease. 5-0.

They have to get at least one, right? right?

Someone start a kickstart for Johnny's whore fund.

Yes.

Montreal lost that game in the fist period with absolutely lazy and uninspired play. Second and third periods? Take Bishop out and put another goalie in there, and Montreal wins by three or four. They really stepped up the offense. However, they deserved to lose the game after the first...

Great news, man! No doubt the stress level at home is a little lower...

That may be the worst marketing move in the world right there. Wow. What in the actual fuck?

And clean your butthole. Just once.

I recently had some bug where I pooped four or five times a day for about 5 days. It was a great cleanser, but now my pants are loose.

Overseed and get new seed fertilizer, too. Also, be prepared for some further settling/composting of the soil you put in, so there will be fill-in spots for the next few years.

Quaid, some of my very best friends had a parallel experience. Their son (second of two children) is enormous - tall and a little chubby. But tall like holy crap. When he was two, they had exactly the same experience. Their son seemed mostly non-responsive to oral queues, he never spoke (he...

Ha, thanks! I actually managed to run electricity out there, so they could mostly shut the window shutters, and turn on the light, and all is well! No one tell me how many times my kids will smoke out there when they get older...