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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    A unique steak preparation method. Watch Geologists Use Molten Lava To Grill Up Some Steaks | Mental Floss
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    Tocunets

    You guys who jerked me are negs. right?
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Went to Toronto to retire and stop trying.
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    Parent Thread

    Good luck. Camping with kids is awesomesauce.
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    Being an adult sucks

    It isn't just a Bible Belt issue, take, for example Roman Catholics. There are a lot of them, all over the country, and most of them (there are citations for this, I'm too lazy at the moment) are one issue voters: abortion. Save that fetus, and no though whatsoever given to aid after they are...
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    My new Dating Pool

    A serious question is this: What do you do, then? drop her off at an emergency room? Stay with her? Pay the bills?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try this. It's awesome.
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    Being an adult sucks

    I spent a lot of time with my kids when they were babies. The first six months are more like having an exotic pet. Can't fend for itself, sleeps, and requires feeding. Also, Tananthalas seems upset.
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    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    Conclusive proof, then. Perfect.
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    Parent Thread

    As far as camping goes - we did hardcore camping with kids still in diapers. Went with one still in diapers canoe-camping (use a canoe to get from site to site every day, went for 9 days). Had to carry everything. We actually used cloth diapers to great effect, and it all was quite a lot of...
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    Being an adult sucks

    Yeah. Confusing. "Don't kill babies, but don't support them once they're breathing air on their own." wat
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    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    But, you're a humourless internet dork. How do you know?
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    Being an adult sucks

    Thanks. I'm not saying any other opinion is invalid, I was trying to respond to a specific statement. I'm not trying to invalidate someone who doesn't have kids, nor am I saying my opinion is the only one that is valid. I'm saying it's impossible to explain the joy/pain of kids without having...
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    Being an adult sucks

    I find that peculiar, given how so much of America talks about the sanctity of life, and are anti-abortion -- those are the same people who vote against extended maternity leave, and parental funding. It's odd.
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    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    Yeah, I get that entirely. You're right. And yet, I want to argue with you and tell you he's just an unfunny twat. Internet rage, and all that. But, yeah. His delivery makes me want to punch him in the doughnut holes, and I don't think I find enough humour in what he's saying to get past that.
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    Being an adult sucks

    It's not. And you'll never understand how parents can bitch and moan about having kids while being incredibly happy to be parents and loving kids more than you thought possible until you have your own. I'm not trying to be condescending, or anything of the sort. This is simply something that you...
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    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    That man is so unfunny, it's kind of painful to watch him.
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    Help with rain damage and insurance claim

    Give them directly to the insurance agent? This idea has merit.
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    Parent Thread

    Do you guys have really close friends at which she could spend the night? She's not likely to do it away from home. Send her off for a night and see if it happens.
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    Help with rain damage and insurance claim

    This man speaks wisdom and truth. Exactly what I thought. Take pictures of standing water when next it rains.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    This movie was just dreadful.
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    Help with rain damage and insurance claim

    Mist is correct. Persistence to the point of being an annoying jerk is the best way to move this forward with your insurance company. Also, don't fix your ceiling until you've had a competent roofer there to fix the leak. Shouldn't be that hard to find.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Fast paced game so far!
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    Air purifiers

    This thread took a very strange turn.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Got it. I thought Imperial was more a measurement of your "inner asshole," but your post clears things up.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    What is the difference between a metric and an imperial fuckton? Canada?
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    I don't think the Bolts are going to advance again this year.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I believe a Cleveland Steamer would be greater than a blumpkin. But that's just a guess.
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    Home Improvement

    I agree with you about the Milwaukee vs. Dewalt weight thing until they introduced their 20v lithium batteries. Shit got a lot lighter, and that was a huge sell for me when I went to buy a new drill. I had overhead drywall to do, drill weight was relevant.
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    Being an adult sucks

    jennifer lawrence yeah sure.gif
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Ducks vsHawks- Chicago in 6 Rangersvs Tampa Bay - New York in 7 Make your picks.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    Have been in meetings, and not able to watch. Montreal, the score says you suck. FRAAAAAAAAKKKKK
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    That's fun. I'd love to see the Habs actually get beyond this round.
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    Rehabilitation: Rules & Regulations

    Dr., a serious question. What happens in the eventuality in which you, yourself, need to be put in the shaw? Who will council you, in that instance? I'm worried for your well being. You can not carry this torch alone.
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    Home Improvement

    Did you know there's a dildo attachment made for reciprocating saws? My wife was not as interested as I was. Someone else will have to let us know how it is.
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    2015 NHL Playoffs Thread

    High stakes. You must have enormous testicles.
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    My new Dating Pool

    when did your wife get the fake titties?