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Never trust a man without a beard. Also, mustache rides are awesome (according to my wife).

So you're down to two whores? That's rough, man.

You people act like you don't have others preparing your fuck partners' assholes with wipes. What are you, savages? No dirty butthole sex for me!

For those just starting out - it still takes me more than a full day to become acclimated to elevation - I feel like shit for the first day. Literally have the shits, similar to mild flu symptoms. After that, totally fine. I used to think it was the nuts in the trail mix to which I was...

While making me a breakfast sandwich.

The best wound dressing is tampon. Bring a couple, you're good to go, and they are very compact. Yes, as a man, I bring tampons on the trail. You got a problem with that?

White sauce pizza?

You should probably seek help regarding your beefy curtain obsession.

He makes a fine point.

I honestly feel very sorry for any women in your life.

That would likely take 30 minutes work with a jackhammer. It's physical work, but not hard to figure out. You'll be able to break it into manageable pieces quickly. The issue is what you do with those pieces. Put some in your weekly garbage for the next 8 weeks is an option. Rent a...

Wolf is code for soygen

To be fair, that is a reasonable assumption when dealing with you. My wife and I have these same issues, just like every couple. I don't work all that much, but when I do, it goes in intense bursts that can be very all-consuming for me, and I just want to crash when I'm not working. My...

Probably some of the most fun hiking I've done is in Southern Utah in the two parks Canyonlands and Arches. Totally different from something like Glacier or Yellowstone, but just amazing. I found it more stunning than the Grand Canyon, to be honest, and totally empty. Not as well known, and...

I think there's probably some kind of cream or ointment that would take care of the blue stuff on your face.

We're going camping/hiking near the Bear Tooth pass in Montana this summer, and I am really looking forward to it. We're not pushing too hard, I think the plan is something like a 19 mile loop over 4 days. That's the second best kind of camping. The best is doing similar trips, but in canoes.

You can, there are particular things to use, but cement counter tops are becoming quite popular, and the products are showing up in more places. Look, for example, at this product from Menards, and all the products that go along with it. Cement counters are awesome...

You watch too much Law and Order.

Can you draw a face on your sack with a sharpie and put a nice hat on your balls to make them more festive?

No one wants that, Dumar.

It would take such a crazy long time, but it is possible. On another note, just tried a test cement counter top. Made up four forms, mixed the cement, and am doing slightly different things in finishing them, seeing what works best, and if this is really a viable option for me when I do my...

Just wait for the labia pictures before you judge this thread. Mist?

Dumar has to be trolling, right? No one seriously holds this view of women anymore, right?

Ouch. I didn't realise that was the case. Wow.

Your dog wears underwear?

*Nazying

Yeah, you're right to fear them! Though Montreal makes it to at LEAST round two, regardless of who they face. They're great this year, and they switch into beast mode in playoffs.

That would be an awesome series - the tension between the teams would be outstanding!

I think Ottawa would be better/more fun to watch in the playoffs, too.

Ten games out, Toronto is already eliminated. What a hot fucking mess that organisation is.

So this other dude is in the car filming you screwing an addict hooker? This thread makes me feel a lot better about my life.

You're not playing kickball correctly, then.

Yeah, the only thing that can fix this thread now are pictures of Mists labia.

You guys get me.

Honestly, who wipes their ass anymore?