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You are such a tranny ball tease. That's worse than cake pops.

Sheesh. Ass wiping technique. We really are a highly evolved species, aren't we?

All this bitching, no college titties. I am dissapoint.

If you go with brick, I like a herringbone pattern. But it sounds like you're on the right track. Just pick what you like, and make sure that you prep the area right. If you prep it right, lay a good bed for whatever brick/paver you put on top, it'll last you a long time.

That can be a sign of high blood pressure. Get it checked, fine sir.

These are good points. Also, having coloured hair horns is ridiculous. If that's a "need to discuss" issue, probably the horns are explainable for similar talking points.

So, let's say he cuts the horns. Total success in the relationship, right?

If cost is not an issue, you might consider hiring in someone who can do pressed concrete - it can look like pavers or stone, and has an excellent life span. Plus, they can put in french drains under it, so drainage isn't an issue. Edging it isn't an issue. You don't have to do as deep a...

I'm over 40, never had a cavity, and both my breath and my stool smell of cinnamon.

Damn. That's quite a visual.

I had to move my car to get my motorcycle out of the garage today. Thanks Obama.

Well, we had the month follow up visit with the doctor today - my youngest actually gained three pounds in a month! While he is still small (40 pounds, nearly 7), the doctor says if we can keep this up for a few more months, he'll be great. The doc was very encouraging, and seemed to think...

Dammit. What did I miss from Fedor?

How do you know the police read what you write? How are you being discriminated against? How is your life in danger? Why does the fact that you've already talked to equal employment (whatever that means) and they shut you down not give you pause to think you're just a little bit insane...

And gave handjobs to at lease a couple, too. Right? That's normal. Right?

Obey my dog. Funniest moment of that movie.

First Apple watch:

Did the picture involve buns and wieners?

Yeah, that's what I'm hoping, too.

You're a saint.

Today it's good for me, too. I think it has a menstrual cycle, and this is a light flow day.

I'm of a slightly different opinion on this. So often sequels are made trying to continue to ride on the success of the first movie, and they write it too quickly, produce it too quickly, and it suffers. If this one is to be a winner at the box office, they're going to have to produce the same...

Second page loads instantly. That's because it's all text. First page takes so long to load, it makes Jesus sad.

This thread gave me diarrhea. How is that even possible?

Why the hell haven't you called me?

It has been 50 degrees here today and yesterday, and a remarkable amount of snow has disappeared. The roads are bare enough that I'm going to ride my motorcycle tomorrow. That's fun. But I hope we get one more monster storm to cap off the winter season.

That's hilarious. I wish I had that kind of time on my hands to make/edit something like that.

So, just to be clear, you coworker lying to you is illegal and discrimination? Is that what you're saying? Your coworkers have absolutely no obligation to tell you anything about their hours, and if you're a shit employee, why would you get as many hours as other employees who are not shit...

Toronto beating the Islanders after one period. What's going on?

Your wife has a fucking watermelon growing inside her. I know it sucks to deal with the hormones and the needs and that shit, but at least you don't have to push a bowling ball out your dick hole, or deal with the discomfort of it all for 9 months. I'm not of the "pregnant women can do no...

I just asked my wife if her personality was more Tinder or bar whore, as those are apparently the only two options. She said bar whore. Should I be worried, guys?

Scalding coffee enemas and anal sex. It's the only solution. More seriously, though, probably a little more attention to what she's eating and drinking will help. My wife ended up drinking quite a bit of prune juice or equivalent, and this issue went away.

I have difficulty not slapping myself and my significant other in the face while we're both seated at the dinner table because of my length. That's normal, right.