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Hellen Mirren 69 years old. Would you?

Please include a clove or head of garlic in said photo if you're going to post it.

Whole foods suckles at the teat of hipsters everywhere. I hate that place. There are a few things they sell that I'd like to get, but I'm not willing to spend the money there. They over price everything so much, they are pricing themselves out of business. Whole Foods to Open More Stores...

^^This guy knows.

A couple of things - first, if you can find an old one on something like craigslist or kijiji, it might save you a bunch of dollars. There are often several available. Secondly, don't get a small one, spend the little bit extra to get one that is a two stage, and isn't a toy. Here's the...

I do all of the cooking, most of the child rearing, and I take care of more domestic duties than she does. I work from home most of the time, so it makes sense for me to do those things. I also drive a minivan, as I can only drive the motorcycle when I don't have multiple kids with me. So, I...

I've had a very fulfilling sex life in my marriage, and I've never choked my wife during sex. However, I make a very good living, and I drive a BMW motorcycle. My wife is always happy to take direction from me, yet I'm always happy to hear her side of things, too. We have actual conversations...

Oh, I know. It'll just never happen again, so allow me my pleasures, dammit

Toronto and Columbus are currently the top of the East because they have each played one more game than anyone else. That shall soon change. le sigh

That is the best news I have heard all day. I seriously dislike that turd fondler, and Notre Dame is still paying him, too, though I think we're nearly done by now. He was the cockiest, most brazen first year coach ever, and he has sucked the dongs of dead albino donkeys since. He's still...

Freaking Notre Dame - Quarterback has made 20 consecutive passes, has turned the ball over four times. Get it together, man! Also, lol South Carolina.

Freaking Notre Dame - Quarterback has made 20 consecutive passes, has turned the ball over four times. Get it together, man! Also, lol South Carolina.

A couple observations: FSU is over rated, and NC State is a solid team. I know they lost, but think they'll be ranked next week? They kept up with the #1 ranked team for three quarters... Notre Dame's quarterback is really quite good. He just threw a pass 60 yards in the air, put it spot on...

I'm watching your figure plenty for both of us. You got a purdy mouth. ...

Awesome edit. Still, ground beef? You're so beta.

Not sure if Alpha or Beta behaviour.

Try these, they're awesome. Night Therapy Pressure Relief Memory Foam & Down Alternative Pillow - 2 pk. - Sam's Club

I know it makes me a bad person, but when I'm home alone, I really, really enjoy sleeping alone. I spread out. It's awesome.

Yeah, I really about doubled the spices. And how's your heart, man? That's scary shit.

It worked out great for us, let me know how it works for you. We're doing steak and salad tonight. Apple pie for dessert.

They're intended to be used as a sex toy.

I said at least. I was making allowances for you, needle dick.

My projector on which I watch movies isn't HDCP capable.

Don't forget - Everyone's penis here is at least 14 inches long, too.

That should really be your avatar, man.

I recommend children start with one of these:

This is Toronto's year. That's right. I believe.

I think it seriously depends on the kid. I trust my youngest with a knife, have since he was five. Not like I'm going to give him a pile of apples and walk out of the room, or anything. Be on top of it when you start, figure out what's safe. It's all about supervision.

Oh, they're on a clean up rotation, and I always have help with cooking, I just like cooking too much to always give it up.