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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Regardless, I salute you, sir. I would be dead if I did that shit. No exaggeration.
  2. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Hairy tomatoes?
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Different food. Equally hairy.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Motorcycle Thread

    That trip sounds awesome! I'd really have a pretty serious word with your Ducati dealer when you get back home. Thank goodness you had them checked over again! No fun having a blowout on a highway, trust me, I've had it happen.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    Don't be too hard on him. His mother is a whore.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Fuck Comcast

    Comcast did say they ate it for cost up to $2,000, but not higher. Yeah, the building is sitting kind of alone out there, though there is a school next door. I wonder what company the school uses. Maybe they can piggyback off that.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    Indeed.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Fuck Comcast

    Yeah, no other business on that side of the street. Wankers.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Orange Is the New Black

    Man, you hit the nail right on the head with that description. It's uncanny.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Minecraft

  11. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    Yup, that sums it up, nicely. Assumptions of that sort will make for a pretty miserable, lonely golden years.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Fuck Comcast

    One of the businesses for whom I do some work was considering moving to Comcast to up the internet speed considerably. They came and assessed the situation, and said that install would be $4,000, and the business would have to pay it. They would have to get the cable under a road and then go...
  13. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Corn hole. No question.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    Nah. He likes 'em hairier.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Save Trollface Poll

    I'm sorry, who are you again?
  16. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  17. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  18. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    Every time someone says something about a mother being a whore, I read it in Sean Connery's voice. I just can't help myself, it is my nature. In fact, I believe it is the nature of all people to do so.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    These are good points. I tend to use 3/4 in pex in place of 1/2 inch copper, which is what I've done in this house. I know, it's more expensive, but I do like a healthy water flow. I've used CPVC, and it's fine, but to me (this is a stupid, but stuck in my head thing), that stuff feels...
  20. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Start with grilled pineapple. It's incredibly delicious, and very easy, though not many people do it, so she'll be stunned by your creativity. Also, I just had pesto and pasta - I harvested a lot of my basil yesterday and made fresh pesto, and that shit is easy to make, and dynamite. If...
  21. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    Yup. Horrifying.
  22. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2014-15

    Dang, some serious upsets today. I freaking love college football.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    Mama?
  24. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    His mother now confirmed whore. Got it. Do you kiss your whore mother with that mouth?
  25. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2014-15

    Boston College beating USC would be so delicious, I would kiss Dumar on the mouth. He's so alpha, anyway.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    It's stupid because it defies your neckbeard philosophy that you apply to every other woman. Inconsistency. It's what bad philosophies are all about.
  27. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    So, to be clear, your mother isn't a whore. She was the type of woman who could keep her knees together, could stay in the kitchen, take care of the family, and do all the things women should do. She does not fit into your definition of the modern woman, and there is no chance she was banging...
  28. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2014-15

    lol Notre Dame. They'll likely win, but why is Purdue always such a hard game? sheesh
  29. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    A for effort, but still a double standard. What would you say about men in the same situation? They're cuckolded. They got married early, so they didn't have the chance to play the field, and they're suckers. Your mom, fortunately, escapes the equation. She's awesome. Again, you're...
  30. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    I have, so I can only assume you believe your mother is a cheating whore. Because you have the equation for every woman, and they are all the same. It must be hard to be as awesome as you.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    Are you dodging the question? Used up whore, or not? She's over 30, so she meets your criteria. Edit: Also because she married young, she must have done a lot of cheating. You know, because women are whores.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    Dumar, is your mother a used up whore? It's a valid question you are not answering.
  33. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2014-15

    Unfortunately, because theyyput up so many poits, and because they shut out their (cream puff) opponent, they'll likely move up in the rankings this week.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I'm curious as to why you're opposed to pex? I'm not a pro, but I've worked for home builders, and done a lot of plumbing, and I think pex is the poo. Especially in new construction. Not trying to be contrary, just wondering why you loathe it, and hoping to hear a pro opinion on this matter.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    I assume your mother is over 30. Is she a used-up whore, too?
  36. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2014-15

    Jebus. Ohio State are a bunch of douchecanoes. We get it. You won. You should have. Stop putting up points, for the love of all that is holy.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Why not combine these activities?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  39. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    This page has had me laughing a lot. Well done, gentlemen! I've never eaten a vegan burger with any kind of fruit sauce. Do I get to keep my hetero man card?